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Entertainment & Music - 8 September 2006

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You are given 5 bags. There are 10 beads in each of the bags. In four of the bags, the beads each weigh 10 kilograms. In the remaining bag, each bead weighs only 9 kilograms. All the bags and beads look identical. You must find out which bag has the lighter beads. The problem is that all the bags look identical and all the beads look identical. You can use a scale, but it has to be a single-tray scale, not a two-tray balance scale. Also, you may use the scale only once. How can you find out which bag has the lighter beads?

The one who comes up with the solution gets 10 points. Good luck ;)

2006-09-08 22:06:30 · 7 answers · asked by Madison 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-08 22:04:25 · 30 answers · asked by jess 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-08 22:03:37 · 13 answers · asked by cowbag 2 in Movies

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend
so get yourself a dog."

2006-09-08 22:01:07 · 20 answers · asked by miracleMB 3 in Jokes & Riddles

now a days movie theaters r called PVR. could anyone tell me the details/ full form of PVR.

2006-09-08 21:58:49 · 4 answers · asked by saran_kaur2000 2 in Movies

My son was watching Eastenders last night and the characters were talking about the baby having Downs Syndrome and he asked me what it was. I really didn't know what to tell him.

2006-09-08 21:58:45 · 36 answers · asked by Sue K 1 in Television

Just wondering how many people have watched it. I like the show and wish it would come back or maybe a movie.

2006-09-08 21:56:41 · 8 answers · asked by just4junk2006 2 in Television

If u were given a credit card with $5,000 on it to spend in New York City, but u had to give up your wardrobe and follow shoping rules, would u do it? I know i would

2006-09-08 21:53:34 · 11 answers · asked by Lillie 3 in Television

When was the last time you won something and what was it or when was the last time you entered an online contest?

2006-09-08 21:51:32 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-08 21:42:06 · 5 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Music

2006-09-08 21:41:42 · 6 answers · asked by Patrick R 2 in Television

2006-09-08 21:39:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-08 21:39:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard this song awhile back ago in 1999ish and it go

Way up high or down low I'll follow you where ever you may go

thats all I remember thanks

2006-09-08 21:39:19 · 7 answers · asked by JC 2 in Music

I have no idea what she sees in that camel

2006-09-08 21:37:02 · 12 answers · asked by juju 3 in Celebrities

'Eyes'

2006-09-08 21:36:50 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-08 21:36:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-08 21:36:28 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If
the Jew won, they could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave.

The Jews realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged man named Moishe to represent them. Moishe asked for one addition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Moishe and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Moishe looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Moishe pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Jews can stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened.
The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around
me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and the wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Jewish community had crowded around Moishe. "What happened?" they asked.

"Well," said Moishe, "First he said to me that the Jews had three days to get out of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Jews. I let him know that we were staying right here."

"And then?" asked a woman.

"I don't know," said Moishe. "He took out his lunch and I took out mine."

2006-09-08 21:35:47 · 5 answers · asked by miracleMB 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-08 21:32:55 · 17 answers · asked by Cherry 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-08 21:31:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hey.

I just signed up for the Instrumental 1 music class at my highschool.

on Monday we need to have 2 songs memorized for our audition.

any recomentations?

nothing to easy, nothing with slaps or anything.

I was thinking about the intro to Journy To The End of East Bay by Rancid and possibly Crazy Train just for kicks.

any recommendations?

the more the happier.

thanks.

-K

2006-09-08 21:29:55 · 5 answers · asked by x7_lostandconfused_7x 2 in Music

exept for bonjovi i already memorized almost all of his song's lyrics tnx__ken s

2006-09-08 21:29:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Hey.

I just signed up for the Instrumental 1 music class at my highschool.

on Monday we need to have 2 songs memorized for our audition.

any recomentations?

nothing to easy, nothing with slaps or anything.

I was thinking about the intro to Journy To The End of East Bay by Rancid and possibly Crazy Train just for kicks.

any recommendations?

the more the happier.

thanks.

-K

2006-09-08 21:29:13 · 4 answers · asked by x7_lostandconfused_7x 2 in Music

well it was a joke told by our chemistry sir so u should not blame me everytime. he told iron means fe n man means male so vallabhai patel is fe+male that's female. coz he's the iron man of India. It was just a joke yaaar!

2006-09-08 21:26:35 · 22 answers · asked by googly 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-08 21:26:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

horses not fast enough anymore?

2006-09-08 21:23:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm feeling queezy just thinking out it.

2006-09-08 21:22:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-08 21:20:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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