Entertainment & Music - 8 September 2006

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year old son playing with his new electric train in the
living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you
bas tards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the
last stop! And all of you bas tards who are getting on, get
your low-income as ses in the train, cause we are going down
the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you
come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use
nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the
train, please remember to take all of your belongings with
you.

2006-09-08 22:50:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-08 22:49:50 · 2 answers · asked by italyazzurre44 2 in Music

The best joke posted will get 10 points! =)

2006-09-08 22:49:05 · 10 answers · asked by carbon dioxide 2 in Jokes & Riddles

...And it's been driving you nuts.

2006-09-08 22:48:46 · 15 answers · asked by eminem526 2 in Music

2006-09-08 22:46:50 · 11 answers · asked by Stewie Griffin 4 in Polls & Surveys

'Easy Points'


:)

2006-09-08 22:45:57 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Cmon....You have to sing it!!

2006-09-08 22:41:18 · 3 answers · asked by skoosh_me 3 in Movies

2006-09-08 22:40:28 · 3 answers · asked by mohan raj 1 in Music

2006-09-08 22:40:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-08 22:40:12 · 12 answers · asked by mike j 1 in Horoscopes

i do!

2006-09-08 22:39:55 · 19 answers · asked by :) 2 in Television

Yahoo searches show that Gwen wins!Please answer this question

2006-09-08 22:38:50 · 18 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4 in Celebrities

2006-09-08 22:38:23 · 8 answers · asked by hard 2 in Music

myself nisha.......i m a virgo, plzz suggest best match for me.

2006-09-08 22:38:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-09-08 22:34:52 · 14 answers · asked by kittykins 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-08 22:33:32 · 4 answers · asked by Ash 1 in Television

We all know by now how BAD Alieen Tan's acting skills are.But to put her as a spokesperson for beauty products really spells disaster!When all her peers are making waves ,she did otherwise.few yrs back, knowing that she no longer in demand at channel 8, she appeared at channel 5's Growing Up.Her English was horrible. If Mediacorp should showcase newcomers or better actresses instead of using "poor standard actress" like Alieen Tan cos it is a fact she is no longer in demand & has no appeal to audience anymore.

2006-09-08 22:32:25 · 2 answers · asked by chasen54 5 in Television

i dont know the abc of salsa, is that poosible for mr to learn salsa. plzz suggest me the insistute or academy nera west delhi......presently i m living in dwarka, new delhi, nera IGI airport......plzz help me out, can i learn it in only 2 months.

2006-09-08 22:31:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

when you have yummy leftovers from a restaurant do you usually:
1) leave them in the fridge for a day or two
2) eat them the next day
3) hear them calling you at 2am and gobble them up
4) eat them right after you get home

2006-09-08 22:30:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-08 22:30:40 · 20 answers · asked by Fvck You 2 in Polls & Surveys

Got a friend starting a new job and want to call him for a wind up. Has anyone got any good material???

2006-09-08 22:29:36 · 5 answers · asked by Curios Kev 1 in Other - Entertainment

Mine ar "One Moment in Time" and "I Will Always Love You"

2006-09-08 22:28:00 · 12 answers · asked by pushuda 1 in Music

2006-09-08 22:25:43 · 8 answers · asked by adventure96 1 in Television

2006-09-08 22:25:09 · 6 answers · asked by Prashant 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-08 22:23:53 · 14 answers · asked by cihicool 1 in Music

I heard it on the radio, but missed the song title. Anyone know what it could be? Thanks in advance.

2006-09-08 22:23:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-08 22:19:52 · 6 answers · asked by Prashant 1 in Music

If they ever do a movie about Freddie, that guy's a dead ringer.

2006-09-08 22:12:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Ya....so does anybody know....T_T I'm desperate to read it...XD lol

2006-09-08 22:10:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-09-08 22:08:03 · 33 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys