2006-09-08 22:34:52 · 14 answers · asked by kittykins 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Saw this funny remark:-
"In passing (gas), remember to be kind to animals, and to respect those who have to live near you, for they may laugh at fart jokes, but having to sit through a cloud of noxious fumes released by a friend, family member, spouse, or co-worker is no bed of roses."
And the joke is:-
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's ****.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
2006-09-08 23:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess farts are funny because people consider it to be embarrassing. Imagine you are in a posh restaurant and suddenly you fart and a huge 'poop' sound is heard and soon after, the whole place stinks. You will be embarassed right? And people laugh when someone is embarressed.
2006-09-09 05:53:21 · answer #2 · answered by carbon dioxide 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because when some people fart in front of you, they just don't care. They just have to get it out right away, they just can't stop themselves, they have to let it rip right then and there and it doesn't matter who is present.To me, that is funny !!
2006-09-09 09:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by 2BaD4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farts are hysterical, particualrly if your the farter, and most times even if your the fartee......roflol.......but not funny if the fartee drops their guts and you notice this noxious foul smelling cloud wafting towards you and you have no immediate means of escape.....roflol For those who appreciate a good fart, check out www.youtube.com and then search "farting preacher" his name is Pastor Robert Tilton and it's absolutely hysterical.
2006-09-09 12:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by Linda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because fart smells bad and sounds funny
2006-09-09 10:12:51 · answer #5 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea but they crack me up. I love a nice loud and smelly one. I always end up cracking up when I walk into the can and someone is crushing it because it gets a nice echo with the bowl.
2006-09-09 09:32:17 · answer #6 · answered by hockeyman7lw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coz they smell bad and sound funny.
2006-09-09 08:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by Haider Ayub 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why, the fart is God's original dirty joke.
2006-09-09 05:58:27 · answer #8 · answered by Jimmy H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
farts are not funny. they're smelly.
2006-09-09 06:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dah, have you seen yourself when you let it go well then try and see what happens. Good Luck to you
2006-09-09 05:54:53 · answer #10 · answered by babycakes3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋