Entertainment & Music - 7 September 2006

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

1. I do physical labour
2. I work in great depths
3. I have to go in head first
4. I do not get days off, weekends or public holidays
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I work in high temperatures
7. My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from management

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for a raise
based on the following criteria:

1. You never work 8 hours straight
2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4. You do not stay in your workstation area, often you visit
other areas
5. You take many non-scheduled breaks
6. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order for you to begin your work
7. You leave your workstation messy after your shift
8. You don't always observe OSHA measures, such as wearing the
correct protective outfits
9. You don't wait till pension before retiring
10. You don't like to work double shifts
11. You have been observed entering and leaving the work place
carrying two suspicious bags.

2006-09-07 09:59:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What is your favorite ride at Disney World?

2006-09-07 09:59:04 · 2 answers · asked by diva 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What movies [in theaters] are good?

im goin 2 the movies what shuld i see [no scary]

2006-09-07 09:58:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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What are you thinking about right now?????

2006-09-07 09:57:51 · 33 answers · asked by Theater freak 2 in Other - Entertainment

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What type of bread do you buy?

I know this might be a boring question but i normally go for white but lately i have been going for brown or grainy is there a difference!!

2006-09-07 09:56:41 · 36 answers · asked by Lost....Eve 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Since EVERYONE STARTS OUT AS A VIRGIN, WHERE DID STD's & AIDS COME FROM?

It baffles me.

2006-09-07 09:56:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Pie or Cake?

What do you prefer?

2006-09-07 09:56:31 · 14 answers · asked by ☆βutter☆ 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Rent-- 1 song in particular.?

Yes I would like to know the name of the songs in Rent that was sang at Angels funeral (they're singing parts of I will cover you and seasons of love.) and the song following that at Angel's Gravesite. (it goes: 'We used to have this fight each night, he'd never admit I existed! ect.) And a site for the lyrics would be good to.Thnx.

2006-09-07 09:55:34 · 4 answers · asked by sigma_kappa_mu 1 in Music

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SESAME STREET: Whats your favorite character? Theory:?

Big Bird : You're an only child or someone that needs attention all the time. You might even drive a yellow Hummer or Corvette...

Oscar The Grouch : You're a slacker or loser. A punk or goth, or you think you're a rebel. You might smoke pot or be on welfare...(maybe not since you have a computer)

Snuffleoffogus : A sneaky lier. Dishonest. Someone who hides things from others for no good reason. Maybe a car salesman.

Cookie Monster : Obviously a fat slob with no personal discipline. You are obese and can't say no to yourself.

Grover : You are fun, like to have fun, a goof. You don't take life seriously. You maybe drive a convertible . Or a VW bug.

The Count : Anal nerd. Obessive Cumplulsive. Calculater watch. You drive the most practical car and most likely have glasses.

Burt and/or Ernie : You're gay or lesbian.

Elmo : You're retarded

2006-09-07 09:54:54 · 10 answers · asked by GobleyGook 3 in Television

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Ladies, If someone blew in your ear.......?

would you say thanks for the refill....=0)

2006-09-07 09:54:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is everybody watching TV?

As i asked a question earlier about music, and iv only got 3 answers, im normally loaded with em. I need you to help before weekend, if poss, thankyou.

2006-09-07 09:54:29 · 38 answers · asked by paula25catt 2 in Television

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Paris Hilton's DUI charge. Should she be publicly spanked?

Paris Hilton was just arrested on a DUI charge. Since she was such a bad girl, maybe we should give her an internationally televised spanking on CNN. Should the judge order this?

2006-09-07 09:54:19 · 13 answers · asked by Fat Bastard 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Already Hot for Halloween?

It's two months away, but apparently it's never too early to start prepping for Halloween. What costume will you be wearing?

Pirate Costume
Renaissance Costume
Star Wars Costume
Belly Dance Costume
Fairy Costumes
Wizard of Oz Costume
Tinkerbell Costume
Jack Sparrow Costume
Toga Costume
Mermaid Costume
Medieval Costume
Playboy Bunny Costume
Power Ranger Costume
Superman Costume
Batman Costume
Pirates of the Caribbean Costume
Alice in Wonderland Costume
Pimp Costume
Princess Costumes
Sexy Costume
Cinderella Costumes

2006-09-07 09:53:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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whats that song by dem franchize boyz and korn its like a "lean wit it rock wit it" remix?

2006-09-07 09:53:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Are you proud To be American?

I am!!!

2006-09-07 09:53:12 · 23 answers · asked by SHAY 1 in Polls & Surveys

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sundays child is full of grace?

please fill in the rest of the week

2006-09-07 09:52:55 · 6 answers · asked by JULIE 7 in Polls & Surveys

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HElP MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

my throat feels wierd and scratchy and sometimes it hurts a little.
i took medicine and im eating a chloraseptic throat medicine thing...
besides going to the doctore how can i get better??

2006-09-07 09:52:52 · 9 answers · asked by [blahh] ™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Musicians please....How do I get my husband to see ?

He was a " GOOD " musician.......but over the years......alcohol eventually took center stage...how do I get him to see this....and how do I let him know that his music is still beautiful to me ?

2006-09-07 09:52:42 · 3 answers · asked by Blondie B 4 in Music

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Apples or bananas?

What do you prefer?

2006-09-07 09:52:27 · 10 answers · asked by ☆βutter☆ 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Waterfalls song?

For the song Waterfalls by TLC, what does this song mean or what is the message of the song?

2006-09-07 09:52:18 · 13 answers · asked by Avani 3 in Music