Big Bird : You're an only child or someone that needs attention all the time. You might even drive a yellow Hummer or Corvette...
Oscar The Grouch : You're a slacker or loser. A punk or goth, or you think you're a rebel. You might smoke pot or be on welfare...(maybe not since you have a computer)
Snuffleoffogus : A sneaky lier. Dishonest. Someone who hides things from others for no good reason. Maybe a car salesman.
Cookie Monster : Obviously a fat slob with no personal discipline. You are obese and can't say no to yourself.
Grover : You are fun, like to have fun, a goof. You don't take life seriously. You maybe drive a convertible . Or a VW bug.
The Count : Anal nerd. Obessive Cumplulsive. Calculater watch. You drive the most practical car and most likely have glasses.
Burt and/or Ernie : You're gay or lesbian.
Elmo : You're retarded
2006-09-07 09:54:54 · 10 answers · asked by GobleyGook 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Don't think your theory is correct...
My favorite's Cookie Monster, but I'm not fat, not a slob and believe me, I say no to myself MANY, MANY times a day. I just like Cookie Monster- gotta love how tv is telling kids to binge on cookies and live in trashcans. Or was- now he's Carrot Monster or some **** like that.
2006-09-09 17:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by StercusAccidit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, Number One: Elmo is NOT retarded.
2. Of course oscar is cranky, he lives in the freaking trash can! (thank you dave chappelle)
3. Snuffy is innocent and not sneaky. What did he ever do to you?
The Count is creepy though, I'll agree with that one.
2006-09-07 17:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on - Ernie is also fun and a goof, but are you saying: Ernie's the gay fun goof?
Okay, I'm retarded but I got to go with ELMO.
2006-09-07 16:58:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Oscar. But that doesn't really fit me. I did grow up white trash. But I am the farthest thing from a slacker. Either way, Oscar is great.
2006-09-07 17:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by aerofrce1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cooke Cookie Cookie starts with C! And no, I am not a fat slob, thank you very much! They are going to make him stop gobbling cookies now because it's not politically correct now!!
2006-09-07 19:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elmo, because he's just so sweet and innocent and he has such a great attitude. (Elmo would never call someone retarded.)
2006-09-07 17:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by ginarene71 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cookie monster is my favorite
but i am neither fat or a slob
2006-09-07 17:08:29 · answer #7 · answered by *red_roses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snuffleoffogus. Um, and that doesn't fit me at all. Grover does, but i hate him.
2006-09-07 17:01:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grover
2006-09-07 16:59:56 · answer #9 · answered by Billie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-07 17:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by FootballFan1012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋