I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
1. I do physical labour
2. I work in great depths
3. I have to go in head first
4. I do not get days off, weekends or public holidays
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I work in high temperatures
7. My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from management
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for a raise
based on the following criteria:
1. You never work 8 hours straight
2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4. You do not stay in your workstation area, often you visit
other areas
5. You take many non-scheduled breaks
6. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order for you to begin your work
7. You leave your workstation messy after your shift
8. You don't always observe OSHA measures, such as wearing the
correct protective outfits
9. You don't wait till pension before retiring
10. You don't like to work double shifts
11. You have been observed entering and leaving the work place
carrying two suspicious bags.
2006-09-07 09:59:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Measuring Success
At age 4 success is . . . . not messing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 90 success is . . . not messing in your pants.
2006-09-07 10:00:39 · update #1
I got the point but missed out on the question unless it still thinks it deserves a raise!!! I am all for a raise!!
2006-09-07 10:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh!! LOL. LOL.
Well. I liked the jokes. They are funny! LOL.
Have a really great weekend!
2006-09-09 04:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha i posted it on myspace
2006-09-07 10:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by that_one_guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can you say OVER 18, when obviously you are 12????!!!
that was boring. YOUR POINT IS??
2006-09-07 10:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaah not funny
2006-09-07 13:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it.
2006-09-07 13:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....really funny
2006-09-07 10:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by Christina H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good point!
2006-09-07 10:01:23 · answer #8 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋