Entertainment & Music - 7 September 2006

2006-09-07 23:06:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she
noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small
letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the
guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began
her class.

The next day she went into the room, and she saw,
in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found
none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom
and found the same word written on the board, each day's word,
larger than the previous day's word.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by
the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,
'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!'


he he he....like it huh?

2006-09-07 23:06:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I ask this becase I have an empty flat. I get a letter nearly every week that accuses me of having a tv. I have already told them its empty but I still get letters telling me I am breaking the law. I just figure that surely its up to them to prove I have a tv and not for me to prove to them that I do not have one. I really want them to send an inspector but I want to refuse them entry (because the bastards piss me off). Does any one know if they have any rights to enter your house?

2006-09-07 23:03:59 · 20 answers · asked by nicksname 2 in Television

I have 666 ₧ and am not gonna come back for a day

2006-09-07 23:02:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can't wait for LOST season 3, plz give me the excat date of its return.

2006-09-07 23:02:55 · 10 answers · asked by Barca Fan 2 in Television

Hi,

Can any provide me Ram gopal verma or Mahesh Bhatt Contact #.

not willing to be actor or something just wish to speak with them

any one?

2006-09-07 23:01:53 · 5 answers · asked by amit Verma 1 in Celebrities

I was told to wear a gown, a cap and a hood to the graduation ceremony. In addition to the gown and cap, I was initially thinking of wearing my usuall casual clothes consisting of a pair of jeans and a T-shirt, but my sister says otherwise and she is right. Sinse I don't own any formal clothing like a suit, shirts, ties and formal trousers, she told me to buy a suit, T-shirt and a tie. I don't know, what should I buy? I'm a tall fellow and I'm 22 yrs old, wonder if that will help.

2006-09-07 23:01:13 · 1 answers · asked by lacoste 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-07 22:56:51 · 6 answers · asked by toyt14 1 in Movies

2006-09-07 22:55:40 · 28 answers · asked by lazydazy 4 in Music

I know this is a bit overrated, but i have to ask....I've heard from somebody that Suri might not be the real daughter of the infamous Tom and Katie...because the real one is still being hidden or something...

These 2 have made so many tricks and dramas that now everything they do seem so fake...

What do you think??

2006-09-07 22:55:26 · 23 answers · asked by Beachy 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-07 22:54:37 · 24 answers · asked by princess 2 in Celebrities

Ripped a nasty fart in the most inappropriate place?
What happened?
Details pls.

2006-09-07 22:54:34 · 19 answers · asked by Hobbit 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-07 22:54:30 · 17 answers · asked by nat c 1 in Television

She doesn't look that big....

2006-09-07 22:52:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

they cant be buried, cremated or left in the open coz it sounds religious

2006-09-07 22:50:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Enter the name of the person you thinks whose fart stinks the worst!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-07 22:50:43 · 8 answers · asked by Just enquiring/ inquiring 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Just an observation.

2006-09-07 22:49:50 · 16 answers · asked by NellyKelly 1 in Polls & Surveys

And why?

2006-09-07 22:49:16 · 20 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-07 22:48:56 · 23 answers · asked by nat c 1 in Television

2006-09-07 22:47:09 · 2 answers · asked by Leo 2 in Music

What is your favorite mobster story? For me, it would have to be the story of Scarface. How about you?

2006-09-07 22:45:41 · 9 answers · asked by goode_times_die 4 in Celebrities

2006-09-07 22:45:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-07 22:45:07 · 16 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Comics & Animation

If u were to date a celeb who would it be? and y?

2006-09-07 22:44:35 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

In time wasting and procrastination

2006-09-07 22:43:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Policemen in Heaven
Date of Joke: Thursday, 21st February, 2002
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up.

"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"

"I was a policeman," he responded.

"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.

"I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids."

"Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates."

A few moments later a second man walks up.

"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"

"I was a policeman," he responded.

"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.

"I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers."

"Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise."

A few moments later a third man walks up.

"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"

"I was a policeman," he responded.

"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.

"I was a Military Policeman, Sir."

"Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?"

2006-09-07 22:43:14 · 21 answers · asked by sameer_pasha4 2 in Jokes & Riddles

1 - whenever anyone asks 'how are you?', you can wittily reply, 'I'm dead actually'
2 - life insurance salesmen are no longer a problem
3 - it impresses the ladies
4 - you no longer have to sing the first line of 'Fame' with any conviction whatsoever

2006-09-07 22:43:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-07 22:42:58 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-07 22:42:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-07 22:42:31 · 9 answers · asked by newstarwarslover68 2 in Celebrities