Ripped a nasty fart in the most inappropriate place?
What happened?
Details pls.
2006-09-07 22:54:34 · 19 answers · asked by Hobbit 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Long car ride in very VERY cold weather.
With entire family, 5 kids, two adults, two big dogs, crammed into a little '85 escort, going through the mountains dead of winter. Snow on either side of the road was higher than the car. We were freezing.
Oh, wonder!
I, sitting on my big brother's lap, in the middle seat, let one rip.
I tried so hard to suppress it, turning red from ears to toes.
My siblings nearly dropped like flies!
My mother swore that there was no way in H-E- double hockey sticks that I was HER child!
Even the dogs were wining and trying to hide their faces under their paws.
My father started to roll down the window, but it instantly dropped the entire car in 10 below temp. He looked back at us and asked "Hold your breath of freeze?"
We froze.
And we've never gone on a car trip with less than 2 cars again.
(I usually drive the second car all alone.)
Somehow, despite everyone's apparent disgust, it's turned into apparently everyone's favorite around-the-dinner-table conversation.
The (embarrassed) Chronicler
2006-09-07 23:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by The Chronicler 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dayum I'llnever forget the time I ripped one in the office when I was alone. Then I heard someone coming...Suffix is to say they caught be opening the window. Shame.
2006-09-07 23:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not that i can think of-
but my brother and husband fart in the car and roll up the windows while having the child locks on. It's awful being trapped in a car with that smell.
2006-09-07 23:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Right in the middle of sex. Terrible. She was not pleased. It smelled very bad. No amount of sheet flapping would eliminate it. No more sex after that for the night.
2006-09-07 22:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
yup and I just walked away or looked around like it was the person next to me!!!!
2006-09-07 22:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
in a crowded elevator ..... most got off at the next stop and it was fun.
2006-09-07 23:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by wicked jester 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
some people laugh, its no big deal to me. sooner or later they will forget about it.
2006-09-07 22:59:38 · answer #7 · answered by 7eleven guy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No ,I have learned to control myself.
2006-09-07 23:05:25 · answer #8 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes at school, everybody heard it ....especially girls, then no date until graduation .... so i turned evil ....
2006-09-07 22:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by webwixen 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes
I pretended it was someone else
2006-09-08 00:11:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋