2006-09-07 22:45:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why not ..
here is a good joke :
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegala
to
putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans retort
unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5
persons."
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and you are
thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily: "You idiot! Call your zupervisor
over. I
vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy with
a
two
guys in a Fiat Uno."
girl kicker
2006-09-07 22:47:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try entering a fox into the equation - especially used in conjunction with castor oil, and a shotgun to scare away the fox until next time. That usually does the trick.
Keep the epidural for emergencies. Like when your lubrication runs out.
I do have a mangle you can use, but it's mainly for de-boning and feathering, and It only does scrambled.
2006-09-08 06:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually perform a cesarean section. Can get a bit tedious doing it every day and the scars never really get a chance to heal but it does make things easier on the chicken
2006-09-08 06:07:38 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are you on about, i have never heard of an epidural for animals, except if your chicken is human and about to give birth to another human and thet human has a very big head. by the way do chickens go into labour ?
2006-09-12 09:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by jennifer p 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no I don't think so I think the amount of eggs a chicken lays it should be a sloose as a goose after a night with a moose
2006-09-08 09:14:29 · answer #5 · answered by jmather62 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
only if it,s about to lay another chicken
2006-09-11 17:38:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only as a last resort normally gas and air should do .and plenty of support and encouragement from you
2006-09-08 06:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep. poor little thing, as they don't do masks that would fit over their beaks, for entinox. try rubbing its little back too:)
2006-09-12 13:06:25 · answer #8 · answered by tildypops 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes yes you should
2006-09-11 18:41:51 · answer #9 · answered by Shane M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then you can cook and it eat
2006-09-08 05:47:48 · answer #10 · answered by free 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋