Policemen in Heaven
Date of Joke: Thursday, 21st February, 2002
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids."
"Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates."
A few moments later a second man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers."
"Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise."
A few moments later a third man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a Military Policeman, Sir."
"Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?"
2006-09-07 22:43:14 · 21 answers · asked by sameer_pasha4 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BE THERE ONLY I WILL POST MORE JOKES
2006-09-07 22:45:18 · update #1
thanks!..a 10..:)
keep them coming....cheers to you^^..hgday.:)
2006-09-08 03:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apparently no one else on this site or responding to your jokes, was ever in the military. I happen to love this one, because it sheds a good light on the Military, as even St. Peter would trust the gate to no one, except an MP. Notice also that the MP called St. Peter SIR. Gotta love the respect. Oh yeah, and I thought it was funny too!!
2006-09-07 23:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd give it a 7. It was good but I've heard better. I will be tell this joke to my friends though.
2006-09-07 22:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
out of a scale 1 to 10..1 being low 10 high i would give it a 5
2006-09-07 22:46:04 · answer #4 · answered by blondie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When a mis behaving girl appreciates this, then I should give you a 7 / 10.
I admire her comments.
2006-09-08 01:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Average joke dude
2006-09-07 22:46:02 · answer #6 · answered by huge.shadow 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rate is 7
2006-09-08 02:36:37 · answer #7 · answered by Mein Hoon Na 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing.
2006-09-07 22:45:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First one: 6/10 second one: 8/10 0.33 one: 10/10 :) right it is mine: a guy is at a bar on the tenth floor of a construction. the guy next to him says to the below the impact of alcohol guy: "did you recognize that in case you bounce out of this window, you could fly and are available again?" The below the impact of alcohol guy says: "i don't think it. educate me" the guy next to him says: "positive" the the guy next to him is going to the window, jumps out, flies by the air, and springs again contained in the window. "see, I instructed you!" The below the impact of alcohol guy says: "Woah! that's superb! I wanna attempt it!" So the below the impact of alcohol guy jumps out the window, falls to the floor and dies. The bartender says to the guy who flew and got here again: "Wow Superman, your quite advise once you're below the impact of alcohol" i like yours extra appropriate although ;) ~GaGa? Katy Perry?
2016-11-06 21:35:17 · answer #9 · answered by derival 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry man, that wasn't funny at all. Better luck next time.
2006-09-07 22:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a poor joke
2006-09-07 22:45:30 · answer #11 · answered by cheeky_delinquent 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋