1 - whenever anyone asks 'how are you?', you can wittily reply, 'I'm dead actually'
2 - life insurance salesmen are no longer a problem
3 - it impresses the ladies
4 - you no longer have to sing the first line of 'Fame' with any conviction whatsoever
2006-09-07 22:43:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'Is' not 'as' should I say
2006-09-07 22:44:13 · update #1
1, 2 and 4 were, in fact, my most compelling reasons to end it all.
I'm not sure about 3; several females have used the 'do you have rigor mortis, or are you just pleased to see me?' line on me, but they all carelessly left my coffin lid up, thus denting their chances somewhat.
2006-09-08 05:19:28 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think it's impressive to the ladies at all. Your options need to be a bit wider. I do like to get rid of life insurance salesmen is well
2006-09-08 06:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by Everona97 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're all good advantages and here are some more for those who are not yet convinced
eat as much junk food as you like a healthy diet cant make you live longer
if anyone says do that again and ill kill you you can say Ha Ha i don't think so
if you cant be bothered to get out of bed and your work rings to ask why your not there you can say cos I'm dead and not be a liar
2006-09-08 06:34:55 · answer #3 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Option One - I always tell life insurance sales men to bog off, I never impress the ladies anyway and I never sing to Fame!
2006-09-08 05:47:11 · answer #4 · answered by Robbie B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definatly #2. No life insurance salesman
2006-09-08 05:46:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the advantage of living in a graveyard? You'd get no trouble from the neighbours.
But in responce to your question I would have to say alll of them
2006-09-12 15:45:57 · answer #6 · answered by Emma O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its 2nd and the best option.. no Life insurance guys such a relief.. and in addition if you r insured you will get money...
livinn poor but dieng rich...
great na..
2006-09-08 06:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by Fraueline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well "greebonobb", your picture looks like you should be dead, with your horns and all, so just go ahead and be dead, eliminating all the other options, and you win.
2006-09-08 05:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by shardf 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The tax man leaves you alone.
2006-09-12 17:43:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love life.
2006-09-08 07:52:51 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋