Entertainment & Music - 31 August 2006

where oh where could my baby be,
the lord took her away from me
shes gone to heaven so i've got to be good
so i could see my baby when she leaves this world

2006-08-31 20:51:21 · 11 answers · asked by jvc8120 2 in Music

2006-08-31 20:50:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

my blow up doll irene. i lost her at the beach. god i miss her. will you help me look for her?

2006-08-31 20:48:38 · 19 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6 in Polls & Surveys

and you can have anyone in the world cook it for you. Whom would it be and what would be the dinner?

2006-08-31 20:47:20 · 2 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day.

Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialled the employee's cell phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," the whisper answered.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that
noise?"

"A helicopter." answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle. "ME!!!"

2006-08-31 20:47:13 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Plot comedy or joke comedy. like do you find it funnier if funny stuff happens in the plot. or they just make witty jokes back and forth but the plot is generic.

2006-08-31 20:47:08 · 7 answers · asked by afaf g 1 in Television

2006-08-31 20:45:37 · 26 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-31 20:44:17 · 7 answers · asked by jennilaine777 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-31 20:44:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

They opened up with Sabotage then went into some jazz shizznit.

2006-08-31 20:42:52 · 9 answers · asked by The Disappearing Act 2 in Music

From Timbuktu to Kalamazoo, give a shout out!!

2006-08-31 20:42:03 · 34 answers · asked by Claire 6 in Polls & Surveys

I agree with Bush's policies in the Middle East. I think he's making some mistakes but he was right in invading Iraq and toppling Saddam.

2006-08-31 20:41:27 · 9 answers · asked by King of Babylon 3 in Polls & Surveys

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!"

2006-08-31 20:41:06 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 20:40:07 · 3 answers · asked by shabnam b 1 in Music

I've been laughing alot lately...it's freaky.
(I didn't know what category to put this in)

2006-08-31 20:40:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you find a show or sitcom more entertaining when it is more about plot comedy, where the funny things are what happen in the plot. or funny and witty lines within the show.

2006-08-31 20:37:57 · 3 answers · asked by afaf g 1 in Television

A man dies and goes to hell.

At the gate, a devil greets him..
Welcome to hell, he says.

The man asks" if this is hell, what goes on
around here?"

Devil: Do you like gambling?

Man: Yeah, i love to gamble.

Devil: Then you'll love it on Mondays, all the
gambling you want and you'll never lose.

Man: What about Tuesday?

Devil: Do you like to smoke?

Man: Love it!!!

Devil: Well on Tuesday we smoke Cuban cigars
the size of baseball bats, cigarettes, anything
you can smoke.. And you never have to worry
about cancer. you're already dead.
Do you like to drink?

Man: Let me guess..

Devil: Yep...Wednesday is All you can drink..
you'll never get sick..no hangovers,
you'll never puke just pure drunk!
Do you like drugs?

Man: I sure do..

Devil: Thursdays your night.. all the acid,
weed, coke, pcp, anything you want. you'll
never O.D.

Devil: Fridays we sleep to rest up for the
weekend....

Man: Why?

Devil: Well, are you gay or straight?

Man: *with big smile* Straight...

Devil: Ooooh.... you're really gonna HATE
the weekends!!!

2006-08-31 20:36:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If you were a spice girl or guy, what would be your spice name? mine would be patchouli although that's a herb not really a spice..oh well.. because i am a tree hugging hippie!

2006-08-31 20:36:07 · 8 answers · asked by carmilla_delioncourt 3 in Polls & Surveys

JAZZY!!!

2006-08-31 20:36:02 · 5 answers · asked by Blue-Eyed Soul Jim 1 in Other - Entertainment

She said that the ranch life was what she wanted. Her husband knew its what she wanted. she loved Tom.... what the hell????

all i could think of is that she wanted to find her own way and make her own life without a man... but i dont see much to support that.

why the hell didnt she turn around and go back to the ranch?

2006-08-31 20:35:49 · 5 answers · asked by MRose 4 in Movies

They buy you things, want you to go to movies with them, ask you to go dancing with them, or spend time with them. They want to take you out to dinner, have you over, buy you drinks so that you almost pass out, and try to touch you innocently.

They always compliment you on how great you look even if you are only wearing old jeans and a T shirt. They say to you, "Did you see how that person was checking you out?" When all you are doing is walking in a mall...but then you actually know they are...they always do....has this or does this happen to you. And you are actually a guy but all this attention you are getting from this person is....making you feel that hmmm....could this be how girls feel when I am trying to hit on them?

2006-08-31 20:34:27 · 6 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

friends!! i do not wish to loadload music BUT want to listen to music from my workplace on internet.

2006-08-31 20:33:40 · 15 answers · asked by AVI 1 in Music

2006-08-31 20:33:24 · 2 answers · asked by moore 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-31 20:33:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

when bow wow called will smiths rap music bubble gum
i mean hasn't anybody taught that boy to respect his elders
i mean what business does he have with wil smith so what if is rap i song dont contain curses anybody out their has a problem with that?
bow wow was just evious of will a smith because smith has grammies but bow wow does not.

2006-08-31 20:31:21 · 8 answers · asked by garnessilva 1 in Celebrities

Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)




HOW MANY ?














































WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.


The reasoning behind is further down.








The brain cannot process "OF".




Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!



Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.




Three is normal, four is quite rare.




































Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.!
And keep them occupied
For several minutes..!

2006-08-31 20:31:17 · 22 answers · asked by miss simple 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Can you connect 6 degrees of separation between Kevin Bacon and Spencer Tracey? Give movie titles and actors that link them together.

2006-08-31 20:30:11 · 4 answers · asked by joe_on_drums 6 in Movies

Or, no? And why?

My stats: Axisofoddity, named Hannah. >60kg. >5 feet. Black hair. Black eyes. Other stuff, research my questions and answers profile.

Now, would you, or wouldn't you, knowing who I am...?

2006-08-31 20:29:10 · 17 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

Ok this is gonna be a hard one. Surely theres somebody out there who can help a girl out. What is the name of that song in Back to the future, it goes..."Don't need money, don't need fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train..(some other stuff, not sure)...that's the power of love. I would think it would be power of love but all i get is Frankie goes to hollywood and thats the wrong power of love.

2006-08-31 20:27:59 · 7 answers · asked by RiddleMeThis 2 in Music

ash
rani
prety
sush

2006-08-31 20:25:41 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies