A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialled the employee's cell phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," the whisper answered.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that
noise?"
"A helicopter." answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle. "ME!!!"
2006-08-31 20:47:13 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-01 08:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
But wouldn't they have heard the phone ring before he picked it up. Perhaps not in all the mayhem. I imagine it wouldn't have been long after that b4 they found him, because the boss would have ....sorry I'm in a serious mood.
2006-09-01 05:13:08 · answer #2 · answered by Dan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well having fun and laughing is ok but troubling sum1 like that isnt nice cause pple get worried n tahts not nice but if u wanna play a nice game of hiden n seeek its ok cause then its no harm but having a policeman at ur house searching for u when ur already there not nice.
2006-09-01 03:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by Areeeba 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
aw hahahaha... i was thinking mommy and daddy and the police men were doing something a little freaky at first
2006-09-01 04:15:42 · answer #4 · answered by ReturnOfTheFly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-09-01 05:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by Christo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehahaha Good joke!! lol!!
2006-09-01 04:25:10 · answer #6 · answered by x~orlaith~babii~x 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats cheered up my day thanx
2006-09-01 04:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by lozzi_pop22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, the old ones surely are the best.
And don't call me Shirley.
2006-09-01 03:51:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha!
nice one!
2006-09-01 03:55:43 · answer #9 · answered by Proto 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was a pretty good one lol. Nice one.
2006-09-01 03:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2006-09-01 06:24:24 · answer #11 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋