Entertainment & Music - 31 August 2006

2006-08-31 20:25:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

because you know your job better than the back of your hand that you could survive on cruise control so you stay awake for most of the night and survive on little sleep. Because the job you have is not challenging?

Is that why you are up now answering questions, instead of sleeping?

2006-08-31 20:25:13 · 4 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

Was Manny have an oaborssion the never before seen episode of Degrassi? Because for a while a few people were saying that she did but most of them said they said that because she was on the hoeish side for a little.So was that the never before seen episode or what?

2006-08-31 20:23:55 · 5 answers · asked by lilly 2 in Television

The original was by Gary Numan but i'm looking for a recent remix of the song that includes rapping in it, not sure who but it was a great remix I heard somewhere and would love to have it. anyone know who remixed it?

2006-08-31 20:23:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-31 20:23:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Bob says to his friend Bill, "My doctor says if I don't give up sex, I'll be dead in a week." "Why is that?" Bill asks. Bob replies, "I've been screwing his wife."

muahahahahahahahahahaha....like it?

2006-08-31 20:21:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 20:21:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's a classic black and white movie where the young actress was named sara jane passing for a white girl and had a black mother They lived with a white lady that was an actress in the movie and she also had a young daughter. Both girls were around the same age. The black lady was their maid. It was made I believe in the 60's.

2006-08-31 20:19:33 · 6 answers · asked by Jackquilin V 1 in Movies

A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd better buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter.
He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except---" and he stopped.
"Except what?" the man asked.
"Nothing, nothing."
"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"
"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis."

"So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked.
The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay an ordinary-looking dildo.
The businessman laughed, and said, "Big damn deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"

The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said, "Voodoo Penis, the door."
The Voodoo Penis miraculously rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form down the middle.
Before the door split, the old man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!"
The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiet once more.
"I'll take it!" said the businessman.

The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo Penis, my crotch."

After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny and remembered the Voodoo Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said "Voodoo Penis, my crotch!"
The Voodoo Penis shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three mind- shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off.

Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road.
A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, she explained, "I haven't had anything to drink, officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won’t stop screwing me!"
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and in an arrogant voice replied, "Yeah, right... Voodoo Penis, my ***."

The rest is history...

2006-08-31 20:19:20 · 28 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

you can only steal up to $1,000 and you can only strip everybody completely naked. Which would you choose and why?

2006-08-31 20:19:08 · 12 answers · asked by stephanie 1 in Polls & Surveys

Its 3:15 am here, I'm outty. goodnite

2006-08-31 20:17:35 · 12 answers · asked by Tapout 4 in Polls & Surveys

What to you call a dinosaur with piles?



Answer. Mega-saur-***

2006-08-31 20:17:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?" The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?" "No," replies the greeter. "I just can't believe you got laid twice."


muahahahahahahahaha

2006-08-31 20:16:39 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I usually spend five to ten dollars a day with 3 of my friends and get anywhere from 1-3 grams and smoke it in a glass pipe or roll a blunt or two. How much do you smoke and how much is "too much" for you? On weekends the amount usually doubles each day.

2006-08-31 20:16:39 · 15 answers · asked by King of Babylon 3 in Polls & Surveys

A trucker who has been on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!" The madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money, you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

he he

2006-08-31 20:14:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I've been looking for a certain image I can't seem to find. It's of an anime girl dressed in a short purple kimono with light flowers. She has light pink-white shockings with short alomst shoulder length black hair with bangs. The background I believe is of a dakren sky with fireworks and she's alone, standing.

2006-08-31 20:13:04 · 5 answers · asked by Neko-neko 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-31 20:12:19 · 11 answers · asked by thought 4 in Music

i need the video/audio clip giving on TV for AXE deo

2006-08-31 20:11:22 · 3 answers · asked by tulipneo 1 in Television

Off his album, "Scenes from the Southside".
Anyone know the meaning behind the song?

2006-08-31 20:11:18 · 2 answers · asked by Mitch 7 in Music

Hint:She is no longer living

2006-08-31 20:10:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

My husband has a hearing disorder called meniere's disease... I have no idea what caused it, but he's having trouble mostly with understanding the sounds rather than hearing them... So I ask if anyone knows a name brand that makes reliable home phones as far as the sound accuracy... and prefferably reduces the background noise, and has a rather moderate frequency... What do you like best and why? It's not like you can try it before you buy it, or is it?

2006-08-31 20:10:14 · 5 answers · asked by Pivoine 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-31 20:09:56 · 11 answers · asked by anirudha m 1 in Movies

They were fronted by a big girl singer, and they had a cool song called 'You Might Like Me Better If We Slept Together.' Some of their stuff was produced by Rik Ocasek (sp?) of the Cars.

2006-08-31 20:09:52 · 6 answers · asked by tiko 4 in Music

I think they look so much alike plus Dunn looks just like April! He could totally be her son!

2006-08-31 20:09:46 · 1 answers · asked by mamabunny 4 in Television

Hilary duff and Lindsey lohan whos better?

2006-08-31 20:09:06 · 39 answers · asked by roxyrocaroo 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-31 20:08:35 · 8 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is January 1952!

2006-08-31 20:07:08 · 33 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-08-31 20:05:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A guy in a bar has to goes to the washroom, upon
entering the mens room he notices a man standing
at the urinal with no hands. The man, with no
hands looks over to the guy and says "hey buddy
can ya help me out here" holding up his stumps
"can you please take my penis out of my pants so
I can take a piss"

The other guy feels sorry for him so he does it.
As he takes the penis out of the man's pants he
notices that his dick is covered in green slimy
goo. The guy then quickly rushes to the sink to
wash his hands and he almost makes it out the door
when the man says "hey buddy you aren't going to
leave me here like this are you?"

The guy once again feels sorry for the guy with
no hands, so he does it. Just as he is washing his
hands for the second time, curiosity gets the
better of him and he asks, "what is all that green
slimy **** all over your dick?"

The man with no hands then slides his hands out
from under his sleeves and says, "I don't know ,
that's why I didn't want to touch it."

2006-08-31 20:05:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 20:03:45 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys