A guy in a bar has to goes to the washroom, upon
entering the mens room he notices a man standing
at the urinal with no hands. The man, with no
hands looks over to the guy and says "hey buddy
can ya help me out here" holding up his stumps
"can you please take my penis out of my pants so
I can take a piss"
The other guy feels sorry for him so he does it.
As he takes the penis out of the man's pants he
notices that his dick is covered in green slimy
goo. The guy then quickly rushes to the sink to
wash his hands and he almost makes it out the door
when the man says "hey buddy you aren't going to
leave me here like this are you?"
The guy once again feels sorry for the guy with
no hands, so he does it. Just as he is washing his
hands for the second time, curiosity gets the
better of him and he asks, "what is all that green
slimy **** all over your dick?"
The man with no hands then slides his hands out
from under his sleeves and says, "I don't know ,
that's why I didn't want to touch it."
2006-08-31 20:05:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,
G-mrng
2006-08-31 20:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2006-08-31 20:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by d h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
between the funniest grew to become into this guy who grew to become into approximately 60, he looked like a homeless guy or woman yet honestly had a place to stay. He for sure had some psychological subject concerns (yet i'm not making relaxing of that). He walked all around and looked completely satisfied. I observed him in a delightful's ice cream parlor sooner or later sitting on the counter. He grew to become into eating an ice cream cone, had it throughout his face, moustache, beard, and it only looked so lovable using fact he did not care, he grew to become into only lovin' it!
2016-10-01 04:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 Yuck!
2006-08-31 20:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke, but cant give it more than 3 1/2
2006-08-31 21:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny in a very grosss way so 8/10
2006-08-31 20:28:51 · answer #6 · answered by SeahawkMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 7/10 funny
2006-08-31 20:11:39 · answer #7 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I expected a better punch line. rating: 5.
2006-08-31 20:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by Mary* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty disgusting, but quite funny i guess
2006-08-31 20:10:05 · answer #9 · answered by bchboy_998 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have ran back took a grab at his dick and whiped it all over his face!!!!
2006-08-31 20:38:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame joke,or a sorry dude
2006-08-31 20:09:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋