Entertainment & Music - 31 August 2006

Two deaf people get married. During the 1st week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull mine fifty times."

2006-08-31 20:03:21 · 27 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 20:02:35 · 8 answers · asked by N25 2 in Celebrities

The local zoo's Ape died so they advertised for someone to dress up as him for a week so they could get a replacement. So this broke starts on the following Monday in his ape outfit and starts to stroll all over his cage. After four days he is getting bored and he decides to swing on an old tyre in the middle of the cage. So he takes a run towards it with all the children watching him outside however as he's about to grab the tyre he slips and falls forward, and lands in the lions cage next door. Where he starts to cry "Oh my god, Oh,my god" Where apon the lion say's "Shut it, do you want us to both get sacked"

2006-08-31 20:01:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What happened to the beautiful Darlene Ortiz you know the lady that use to be with Ice T and was on his first two album covers?
I know Ice left her for his current lady Coco but what happened to Darlene?

2006-08-31 20:01:20 · 7 answers · asked by southernbound 2 in Celebrities

the song says: "its like ninny minmie miney moe how many bitches in the club wanna roll i know you see it, i know you see it"

2006-08-31 20:01:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

6:30 Am, place:trivandrum,kerala,india
can u pls tell any one about my carrer?
will i get a job in software field?

2006-08-31 20:00:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anu 1 in Horoscopes

2006-08-31 20:00:34 · 21 answers · asked by OLIVIA! 1 in Polls & Surveys

I can't find it anywhere and I don't know of anyone else that's seen it.

2006-08-31 19:58:59 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

This old lady goes into the local taxidermist and tells him that her old cat has died after 12 years and she wants it stuffed.

The taxidermist looks at it and say's " No problems, would you like it mounting"

The old lady say's " Oh no! just sitting on it's backside as normal"

2006-08-31 19:58:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Am I dying unnaturally (like electrocution by someone) or naturally (collapse by heart attack)?

2006-08-31 19:57:55 · 11 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

this is the first year since ive been watching [99'], that i really thought they stunk! AND whos idea was it for The Killers to close the show?! That writer needs to be punched in the face!

AND, yahoo wrote this great review of what we're all thinking

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060831/115708824000.html

2006-08-31 19:57:27 · 4 answers · asked by woah 2 in Television

Is child pornography legal in Russia? In the news and media, there seems to be a lot of attetion with topics about child porn in Russia. If not, what age are people under 18 allowed to do porn in Russia?

2006-08-31 19:56:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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2006-08-31 19:56:34 · 18 answers · asked by cutehotlisa 1 in Polls & Surveys

Don't get me wrong..I get emotional at the movies...But I don't yell out. I mean come on, other people are trying to enjoy it too. After awhile, with so many people yelling out, you really can't hear anything. You've paid your money, now you can't enjoy it..You could've stay home. Anyone else feels like this?

2006-08-31 19:55:07 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

What is it that you cannot hold even ten minutes, even though it is lighter than a feather???

2006-08-31 19:54:40 · 15 answers · asked by iluvsk8erz_21 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 19:54:27 · 5 answers · asked by hopeless romantic 1 in Celebrities

Anberlin has a song called "Cadence" on their "Blueprints for the Black Market" CD...I was wondering if there is an original version to this song because I think I've heard another band play it.

2006-08-31 19:53:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Where can i find This song for free download ?

i really don't know , who is that , how the song starts...... but it's nice.

I think it is

I CAN MAKE YOU ONLY SUFFER

2006-08-31 19:52:56 · 5 answers · asked by saif1001 1 in Music

2006-08-31 19:52:46 · 23 answers · asked by Jesse 1 in Celebrities

I thought it was beautiful south , but now I doubt I would like to find this song in the net :) like it so much

2006-08-31 19:52:10 · 10 answers · asked by Yulyasha 1 in Music

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says, "I will grant each of you three wishes."

The bear says, "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* It's done.

The rabbit says, "I wish for a motorcycle." *poof* It's done.

The bear says, "I wish all the bears in this country were females." *poof* It's done.

The rabbit says, "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." *poof* It's done.

The bear is thinking to himself. "Why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well." "And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female." *poof* It's done.

The rabbit says, "For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay." And he rides off on his motorcycle.



muahahahahahahahha.....u like it huh?

2006-08-31 19:50:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 19:50:09 · 1 answers · asked by balram singh 1 in Other - Entertainment

I believe God and Science are intertwined. My belief is: from an atoms you get molecules, from molecules you get compounds, from compounds you get cells, from cells you get tissues, from tissues you get organs, from organs you get systems, etc. Basically all the afformentioned elements are independent and dependent of each other. I feel that ultimately the universe is the same from the smallest spec of dust to the largest cluster of galaxies. I feel that we are all part of one humungous entity that is alive and in control. That is my concept of God. I don't necissarily feel that this conflicts with any religion because I feel that religion is an easy way of explaining something complex and there is no wrong way to explain something metaphorically.

2006-08-31 19:49:59 · 7 answers · asked by King of Babylon 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-31 19:49:46 · 12 answers · asked by papa'll kick ur ass 2 in Movies

Some of the people who won certaint awards should not have won in my appenion. Like for enstains when It was time to give out the veiwers choice award I mean I do Like Fall Out Boy but theire always going to win a moon man I would have liked to see Chris Brown our Rhianna win you know somebody who didn't win the whole night win.

2006-08-31 19:48:08 · 5 answers · asked by lilly 2 in Television

2006-08-31 19:47:57 · 1 answers · asked by Melissa P 1 in Music

What do you think? Are they really that dumb?

2006-08-31 19:46:07 · 10 answers · asked by Mhikko 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-31 19:45:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What song are you listening to right now.
ime? i'm listening to flaunt it, sexy back, miss murder, i write sins not tragedies, we run this, man eater, call me when your sober, u and ur hand, bossy, touch it remix, i love my chick. YOU?

2006-08-31 19:44:52 · 6 answers · asked by Tegan 3 in Music

andheri rathon mein from Shahenshah
Sajaaoo pyar ka sawan from Khalnayika
Mein thera aashiq hoon from Gumrah
Note : I think Cooltoad , Limewire etc. not heard about these films.

2006-08-31 19:44:03 · 6 answers · asked by saif1001 1 in Music