A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says, "I will grant each of you three wishes."
The bear says, "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* It's done.
The rabbit says, "I wish for a motorcycle." *poof* It's done.
The bear says, "I wish all the bears in this country were females." *poof* It's done.
The rabbit says, "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." *poof* It's done.
The bear is thinking to himself. "Why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well." "And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female." *poof* It's done.
The rabbit says, "For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay." And he rides off on his motorcycle.
muahahahahahahahha.....u like it huh?
2006-08-31 19:50:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah hah! That's what that stupid selfish bear get! That bear is a crackhead!
2006-09-05 07:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing
7. Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!
11. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, s omeday you’ll say something intelligent!
14. Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don’t grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it’s unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he’s funny, it’s a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an id iot.
27. How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it’s empty.
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
32. I can’t talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.
34. I don’t know who you are, but whatever you are, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
37. I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!
38. I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, b ut why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you’re a self-made man. It’s nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
44. Do u practice being this ugly?
2006-09-07 03:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-02 02:38:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tehehehe
2006-09-01 18:22:42 · answer #4 · answered by Ivi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-01 02:53:13 · answer #5 · answered by my # is 1-800-you-wish 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol... I would have turned all the female bears into female rabbits. heh
2006-09-01 02:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what a witty vindictive rabbit.
LMLO.
but this isnt much of a question though
2006-09-01 02:55:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG! I never thought the BABY was such naughty! lol...gud one! 5 stars!
2006-09-04 11:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
very cute
2006-09-06 22:41:58 · answer #9 · answered by x3babyshayy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like bears. cute though!
2006-09-01 03:00:13 · answer #10 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋