Bob says to his friend Bill, "My doctor says if I don't give up sex, I'll be dead in a week." "Why is that?" Bill asks. Bob replies, "I've been screwing his wife."
muahahahahahahahahahaha....like it?
2006-08-31 20:21:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Muah back loved it..........xoxoxo
2006-09-05 20:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing
7. Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!
11. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, s omeday you’ll say something intelligent!
14. Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don’t grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it’s unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he’s funny, it’s a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an id iot.
27. How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it’s empty.
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
32. I can’t talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.
34. I don’t know who you are, but whatever you are, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
37. I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!
38. I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, b ut why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you’re a self-made man. It’s nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
44. Do u practice being this ugly?
2006-09-07 03:57:06 · answer #2 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was very good lol, and here is one back atcha: there was 2 guys in a field and one of them got bitten by a snake. The other guy asked" hey dude, where were you bitten?" and the other guy said" in the butt. Then the second guy said,"I have a friend who it a doctor and I'll go see if he can help you. So he went and asked the doctor what to do. He doctor said "all you have to do it suck out the poison with you MOUTH, and your friend will live. The second man ran back to the first guy, and said" I'm sorry but the doctor said there is no hope for you and your a goner" sorry dude !! lol : )
2006-09-01 03:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Cosmo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute baby ,plz stay away from Bob.
2006-09-01 03:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points.
2006-09-01 03:25:55 · answer #5 · answered by niles25_14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh... 2points
(PLEASE SCROLL FAST SO THE TRILL WILL NOT BE BROKEN.. WHEN YOU CAME AT THE LAST PART ALREADY IT MEANS YOUR DONE AND YOU MAY NOW READ IT SLOW FROM THE START)
You are ugly
If you didnt stop this awhile ago ,it means its true
You have body odor
If you didnt stop this awhile ago ,it means its true
You are addicted in eating worms
If you didnt stop this awhile ago ,it means its true
Your a gay
If you didnt stop this awhile ago ,it means its true
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2006-09-01 03:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by astrobell m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah i liked it
2006-09-01 03:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!!!!
you gave me two points and a good laugh!!!
have a nice day!
2006-09-01 03:23:38 · answer #8 · answered by wisdom is my signature 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-06 06:23:51 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. hahaha... good joke.. naughty baby..
2006-09-01 03:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋