A man dies and goes to hell.
At the gate, a devil greets him..
Welcome to hell, he says.
The man asks" if this is hell, what goes on
around here?"
Devil: Do you like gambling?
Man: Yeah, i love to gamble.
Devil: Then you'll love it on Mondays, all the
gambling you want and you'll never lose.
Man: What about Tuesday?
Devil: Do you like to smoke?
Man: Love it!!!
Devil: Well on Tuesday we smoke Cuban cigars
the size of baseball bats, cigarettes, anything
you can smoke.. And you never have to worry
about cancer. you're already dead.
Do you like to drink?
Man: Let me guess..
Devil: Yep...Wednesday is All you can drink..
you'll never get sick..no hangovers,
you'll never puke just pure drunk!
Do you like drugs?
Man: I sure do..
Devil: Thursdays your night.. all the acid,
weed, coke, pcp, anything you want. you'll
never O.D.
Devil: Fridays we sleep to rest up for the
weekend....
Man: Why?
Devil: Well, are you gay or straight?
Man: *with big smile* Straight...
Devil: Ooooh.... you're really gonna HATE
the weekends!!!
2006-08-31 20:36:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-31 20:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-06 05:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke. If tht's hell, I wld'nt mind going to hell then.
2006-08-31 21:08:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
like it, still so sleepy this morning at work at to read it twice, but well done bravo!
2006-08-31 20:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by orangebutterfly82 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eewww LOL
2006-08-31 20:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am looking for the answer / explanation for the last line, which I could not UNDERSTAND?
2006-08-31 20:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahah... and let me guess... its always saturday too. hehe
2006-08-31 20:39:26 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooh!! I would imagine so! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-01 11:07:56 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that's funny...i think
2006-08-31 20:39:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he he he that was good.
2006-08-31 20:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by alexlovesHIM 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋