1. if I’ve done something wrong, tell me first thing Monday morning as soon as I get in. its bound to make a good week for me
2. if you have an extremely urgent job for me, run in and ask for a progress report every 10 minutes, stressing that you need it done quickly. that helps a lot. even better, hover behind me as I work-that’s sure to produce a good result
3. always leave without telling anyone where you are going. its good for the soul to have a panic attack when a decision has to be made and you’re not there to approve it
4. never give me urgent work in the morning. always wait until 4 p.m. and then bring it in to me. the challenging of a deadline is refreshing
5. keep me working until 8 p.m. every night. I have no life, no family to go home to. please realize this and keep e busy every waking second so I don’t dwell on it
6. if i do a job well, don’t tell anyone. it’ll be our little secret. on the other hand, if I do a terrible job, please tell everyone. its important that we all know our worth in the office environment
7. if you have special instructions for a job, don’t tell me what they are. The best thing is to wait until the job is completed, and then tell me what I should have done. No use confusing me with useful information
8. don’t give me my annual leave when I want it. Instead, dish it out one day at a time, so I’m not tempted to take an exciting overseas holiday
9. when you show clients around the building and into our private offices, never bother to introduce me to the people you are with. You and I both know I mean nothing to the company, so don’t even glance in my direction as you stand in front of my desk talking with them
10. confide in me about your financial woes. I especially like hearing about all the tax you have to pay on that 10k bonus you got at Christmas last year
2006-08-31
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