A doctor gets pulled over for speeding. When the cop comes up to the window, the doctor says "i understand why you pulled me over but officer, i'm a doctor and i'm in a bit of a hurry to an emergency porcedure"
The cop seems intrigued, "oh? tell me more"
The doctor continues, "okay well we put this guy under and put a device on his anus which streches it to 6 inches. Once that is done, we put another device that steches it out to 12 inches. Once that is done, we strech keep steching it untill it's 6 feet long."
"What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?" the cop asks.
"you put him on the end of a bridge with a radar gun"
2006-08-31
11:22:14
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