I have a weird co-worker who makes comments that his wife is some contract killer type person for the govt. He says things like "my wife has one of those guns called a room sweeper" or "if I tell my wife I didn't like the lunch she made, she'd beat me up" or "I ask my wife "so honey, how was work? did you kill anyone today". Also made comments like "my wife didn't go to college because the govt picked her out of high school to come work for them right away." Another thing he says is "you can meet my wife but if I ask you the next day what color her eyes are you won't remember because she's trained to blend in."
The other thing I know is she works nights, knows a fair amount about computers. I've met her. She's very plain. Not in crazy good shape. Looks dumpy.
Here's my theory: she might be a computer person for NSA, like listening to transmissions. But if she were a contract killer or whatever, he wouldn't know. Also, hello, do they work the night shift? Seriously.
2006-08-31
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