A doctor gets pulled over for speeding. When the cop comes up to the window, the doctor says "i understand why you pulled me over but officer, i'm a doctor and i'm in a bit of a hurry to an emergency porcedure"
The cop seems intrigued, "oh? tell me more"
The doctor continues, "okay well we put this guy under and put a device on his anus which streches it to 6 inches. Once that is done, we put another device that steches it out to 12 inches. Once that is done, we strech keep steching it untill it's 6 feet long."
"What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?" the cop asks.
"you put him on the end of a bridge with a radar gun"
2006-08-31 11:22:14 · 13 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol nasty but pretty funny! lol.
2006-08-31 11:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-01 02:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is really funny I will be using that one
2006-08-31 11:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by klover0130 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet he did get the fine!
2006-08-31 11:39:30 · answer #4 · answered by Orchid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes are getting better than mine. lol-that was good.
2006-08-31 13:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by humorme! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha.ha.ha.....the cop fell right into that one. that was funny, stupid @ss cop.
2006-08-31 12:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by charleegirleuro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!LOL!!
2006-08-31 11:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by Ewww Gross 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay...... lol i gotta admit it was pretty funny. it was kinda gross.
2006-08-31 11:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by la_gurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um.. haha, sorry, but i didnt get it. :)
2006-08-31 13:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by doober 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess
2006-08-31 11:48:46 · answer #10 · answered by lucky1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋