who knows more employee tips to their managers?

Question

1. if I’ve done something wrong, tell me first thing Monday morning as soon as I get in. its bound to make a good week for me
2. if you have an extremely urgent job for me, run in and ask for a progress report every 10 minutes, stressing that you need it done quickly. that helps a lot. even better, hover behind me as I work-that’s sure to produce a good result
3. always leave without telling anyone where you are going. its good for the soul to have a panic attack when a decision has to be made and you’re not there to approve it
4. never give me urgent work in the morning. always wait until 4 p.m. and then bring it in to me. the challenging of a deadline is refreshing
5. keep me working until 8 p.m. every night. I have no life, no family to go home to. please realize this and keep e busy every waking second so I don’t dwell on it
6. if i do a job well, don’t tell anyone. it’ll be our little secret. on the other hand, if I do a terrible job, please tell everyone. its important that we all know our worth in the office environment
7. if you have special instructions for a job, don’t tell me what they are. The best thing is to wait until the job is completed, and then tell me what I should have done. No use confusing me with useful information
8. don’t give me my annual leave when I want it. Instead, dish it out one day at a time, so I’m not tempted to take an exciting overseas holiday
9. when you show clients around the building and into our private offices, never bother to introduce me to the people you are with. You and I both know I mean nothing to the company, so don’t even glance in my direction as you stand in front of my desk talking with them
10. confide in me about your financial woes. I especially like hearing about all the tax you have to pay on that 10k bonus you got at Christmas last year

Answer 1

I like to tell them bad planning on your part doesn t necessarily constitute an emergency on mine.They love hearing that.Don t forget to take the newspaper when going to the washroom.Oh and if things get too hectic take a couple of Valium and everything will slow right down.

Answer 2

So actual.Does your boss understand the things you're saying at the back of their back? For all you realize i'd be your boss and watching you even as you type this. i have in no way considered you type so quickly. yet the following is movie star its a real humorous tale. assume no pay on the right of the month.LOL OR AM I?hmmmmmmmmm

Answer 3

you need to quit that job and get one where your employer respects you. it may take a while, don't give up. Also check your attitude. are you cold rude or sarcastic????

Answer 4

My, that rings true!!!!! doing that right now myself til I find something else. "They" say there is no I in team work,, but there is me in team!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

haha yep that sounds right ♥

Answer 6

So true! lol