Entertainment & Music - 31 August 2006

How about Waffles, hash browns, bacon or sausage and coffee, tea or soda to drink. B~)

2006-08-31 23:09:55 · 40 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

A painter was contracted to paint his local church.
He thought to himself"hmm these churchies are an easy touch, I'll just water down my paint by 1/2 and double my profit."
Just as he was finishing his last brush stroke, a huge thunderstorm built up out of nowhere and the torrential rain washed all the paint off.
Then he heard a loud voice boom from the sky.
"REPAINT, AND THIN NO MORE."

2006-08-31 23:09:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 23:09:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Funny - wierd - scary - i dunno anything to make time pass to stop myself killing my boss and then myself.

2006-08-31 23:06:01 · 16 answers · asked by moo 2 in Other - Entertainment

Monday coz it is the start of the working week

2006-08-31 23:05:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

Experienced people plz tell me is it true?

2006-08-31 23:04:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hi everyone, Surdy is back from his holidays in Burgau in Portugal and I think you guys need some smiles. I will put a few in the jokes & riddles section today to see if I can start off your weekend in a good way. Meantime, here is my thought for today :-
Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain and,
that is how shitty ideas are are formed.

What is your thought for today --- funnies only please

2006-08-31 23:03:58 · 14 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

lol bye XD

2006-08-31 23:03:55 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-31 23:03:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 23:03:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

An Aunt Eater

2006-08-31 23:02:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 23:02:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

PINK shirt for GUYS. What do u think?
Do you think it is nice for an ASIAN teenage guy wearing a light pink shirt?

Dont you think it is funny or sissy?

2006-08-31 23:01:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What’s is the best comedy movie to be watched now a day? Tell me I want to watch it and laugh sooooo hard!

2006-08-31 23:00:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-31 22:58:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Handsome (Guys) Beautiful (Girls)

2006-08-31 22:58:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it good or bad??

2006-08-31 22:57:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 22:56:49 · 1 answers · asked by Renee D 1 in Music

I just want to meet her so badly... I don't want to meet her at her movie premiere or her CD launch, cuz then, she'll already be very famous, and she'll think I'm just like any other fan... I'm not! I don't care if she's famous or not! I just care about her now!

2006-08-31 22:56:18 · 2 answers · asked by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2 in Celebrities

Why is Wodehouse not popular any more?

2006-08-31 22:55:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-31 22:54:19 · 40 answers · asked by The Inquisitive 3 in Movies

i been searching everywhere....does anyone know where i can get Jeff Buckley's version of "Once I Was" .The song was originally sung by Jeff's dad Tim Buckley.....and Jeff performed it at his dad's tribute concert...pls help if u can...desperate for jeff's music....thanx!!!

2006-08-31 22:53:29 · 1 answers · asked by joan_the_yaminion 2 in Music

A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them:
"Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first dog. "What's your name?"

To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles."

Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. "And what's your name then?"

Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles."

And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles."

"No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an awful day."



he he

2006-08-31 22:52:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.bofunk.com/video/629/mj;s_favorite_things.html

watch the video its funny!! It's hard to explain just watch it!! Turn up your volume!!

2006-08-31 22:51:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 22:51:03 · 13 answers · asked by Khajapeer s 1 in Jokes & Riddles

My 4 year old son wants to know

2006-08-31 22:50:53 · 18 answers · asked by rockpool248 4 in Comics & Animation

My livejournal?

http://dreamnt.livejournal.com

Leave a comment there? And here?

2006-08-31 22:50:44 · 3 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

No clues.

2006-08-31 22:49:47 · 6 answers · asked by i_look_to_my_eskimo_friend 2 in Music

in my sophmore year in studie hall once i was sleeping someone threw a wet sponge at my face i jumped up and said who the ***** threw this? a wigger kid got out of his seat and said ********** ah threw it whatchu gonna do bout it you lil gothic ****** call satan on me? i said ***** off man and i sat back down because i dont like to fight people for their stupidity. about five minutes later he starts throwing things at me and wouldnt stop so i jumped out of my chair and threw it at him then i ran and lunged at him knocking him on the ground and i began to punch his face and told him he's ******** stupid and i called him a dumb ******** wigger piece of s.hit then the teacher grabbed me and took us both to the office
and she talked to the asistant principal and i got off on self deffence. when the other kid got suspended and 10 days of in school suspention

2006-08-31 22:49:08 · 8 answers · asked by Pale_13 2 in Polls & Surveys

Good Morning world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
time for your coffee, tea, Dr.Pepper or what ever morning drink you have.
(((((HUGS)))))))) to you all...

2006-08-31 22:48:54 · 32 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys