There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Experienced people plz tell me is it true?
2006-08-31 23:04:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmm..so atlast U r gonna be against women! Baby, what did we do to u? We praised ur cute questions..we taught u how to take over the world...we listened to ur talking alarm(ah! :)) ...we helped u getting fangs to be a vampire....we gave the elf's ant to u with all our heart(so u may ride and kill it!) ...we loved ur catty and putty and doggy and snaky..(we evn helped u kill the doggy evn though we disliked it) ah! What more? we evn gave u advise on what to do to ur girlfrnd's brother!(the little pest!)
mhee.....OMG! The baby has gone wicked! How come U argue with woman.....?
Well, it's true anyways....
The theory of compromisification states that U could win an argument with a woman if u grant her all she wants(ah! ur 1 mnth salary u shall give her wholeheartedly! she shall finish it in 1 hr(1minute?) ...This theory states that If u need peace U should sacrifice...If U want to sacrifice..u should compromise..If u want to compromise U should agree with her!( well, I know it's hard to do so....but only if U want PEACE!!!)
2.The theory of cruze de bombo(well, it's a portuguese guys name..he was the first to test this theory. as the name suggests it's kinda a bomb-type!..but sad to say, this guy died the next day after testing this theory(u culd guess how!)....it still remains a theory..but maybe sumdays it wiuld be practical. Ok, this theory states tht if u want peace U need to fight back!!!
haven't u heard of great freedom strugglers saying 'give me ur blood and I shall buy u freedom!" kinda tht type!! well, be careful in each step u take...! But plz don't crucify them!
And yet another theory states sumthing....
It has been here for long time..yet still not understood well! The theory of 'Back to No:0 again' states that neither the compromisification nor the bombo theory culd be successfull in it's full rate! It states tht for these theories to be successful all people in the world should be perfect in their own ways(and tht won't happen anytime)...so wht to say? People struggle with both the above 2 theories during their lifetime...if compromise doesn't work they go to 'bombing' and vice versa! Only when the last hrs of life come,do they realize the last theory of 'back to No:0'......so baby, if u start thinking of these theories now itself, and go on and try to be perfect, well,
U shan't succeed!
coz no one can be perfect.....
and thou shalt struggle and win the hardships...
Remember 'arguments are the stepping stones to success'(well, hardwork too! :))
A request: Don't try this on ur mama or babygirl...U shan't evn have time to argue!!!
2006-09-04 04:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BABy just wait until ya grow up a bit, your only a kid ya dont need to worry about that, or ar ya gonna argue with your mum for some more milk
2006-09-01 06:07:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
true. but the same is for men. remember, when two people argue, they are both wrong.
2006-09-01 06:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by namasterwc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woman always win!
2006-09-01 06:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you remember that women are always right, you will in fact know that there is absolutely no point to the argument!
2006-09-01 06:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by X's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's true. And the sooner you learn (and accept) that the happier you will be.
Guaranteed
2006-09-01 06:07:37 · answer #6 · answered by muras 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More theories than two, Babe, on this subject! LOL.
2006-09-01 16:52:13 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby,you are SO cute...how could anyone argue with you? I love you! xxx
2006-09-01 06:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by BellaDonna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.........because men are not able to grasp that theory
2006-09-01 06:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a very cute baby. I like it.
2006-09-01 06:05:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋