Hi everyone, Surdy is back from his holidays in Burgau in Portugal and I think you guys need some smiles. I will put a few in the jokes & riddles section today to see if I can start off your weekend in a good way. Meantime, here is my thought for today :-
Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain and,
that is how shitty ideas are are formed.
What is your thought for today --- funnies only please
2006-08-31 23:03:58 · 14 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hello Surdy I'm Root.
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the
condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.
I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner
with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm going to
get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd
better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down
to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the
blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his
head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over
and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans
over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
Enjoy your day!!
2006-08-31 23:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by The Stig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Thought :- Stop corruption or atleast give me a fair chance to participate in it.
2006-09-01 00:47:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
getting the plonkers to have a sense of humour on here gives this thought m8
""Alone we may achieve, together we will achieve"".
Welcome back. Have a quick look on my page....funnies...
2006-08-31 23:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invention : - Make something foolproof, and the world just invents a better idiot
2006-08-31 23:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah bring it on girl! That's my though of the day.
I didn't even know you was gone.
2006-08-31 23:04:57 · answer #5 · answered by Insomnia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my life is complete
2006-08-31 23:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh well i guess that is worth a little smile....but i do not think it was that good.....but a smile to you anyway...
2006-08-31 23:06:57 · answer #7 · answered by sanangel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey.. I think i read that somewhere..
2006-08-31 23:31:02 · answer #8 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, good thought!
2006-08-31 23:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by X's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, I don't, now piss off.
2006-08-31 23:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋