A painter was contracted to paint his local church.
He thought to himself"hmm these churchies are an easy touch, I'll just water down my paint by 1/2 and double my profit."
Just as he was finishing his last brush stroke, a huge thunderstorm built up out of nowhere and the torrential rain washed all the paint off.
Then he heard a loud voice boom from the sky.
"REPAINT, AND THIN NO MORE."
2006-08-31 23:09:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No. And its my kinda joke. I've even emailed it to friends. Post more like it!
2006-08-31 23:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by WEBBADGER 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no but i like it.
What if I post an original joke. Will do it some day
Oh why did Joshua go to Barbados?
'Cause the cane cutter chased him out of Kingston and Georgeton so he had to run so quickly that he left the mongoose in the dust.
Is that funny? Probably not since it is more or less true but can you do better?
I will return unless the strikers cut me off
at the pass with their spears and daggers.
rats, godgrey Samuels !!!!!()&( I forgot about their famous blunt instruments which are not musical instruments if you get my drift.
2006-09-01 06:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but the way I heard it he painted and then that night he was awakend by a figue ,I suppose his concious, at the foot of his bed who pointed an accusing finger and said "repaint you thinner" so he weht back the next day and did so
2006-09-01 13:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by wise old,man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And have you heard how some churches are selling you out by putting cell phone relays units in their steeples (nobody wants near them) ... 4 ... $$$ ... hum ... the church ... and you'd think this is a place you could trust ... go figure.
one sojourner
2006-09-01 10:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by one sojourner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is still around? I heard that one when I was a kid! It's a good one, though. I love clean jokes.
2006-09-01 15:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, new 2 me
2006-09-01 06:16:25 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. It is one of the few jokes I have heard here I can share with my mum.
2006-09-01 07:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by dropkickchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, never heard that one before.
2006-09-01 07:01:58 · answer #8 · answered by kat g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one 1 minute later
2006-09-01 06:12:11 · answer #9 · answered by coolboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I like it!
Reminds me of The Life of Brian (Monty Python)
"Welese Wodger!!!!!"
2006-09-01 07:03:28 · answer #10 · answered by Sheila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋