Entertainment & Music - 30 August 2006

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

A NICE AS$ should be seen and not freaking heard!

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk. I
don't drink anymore but these are so true:

a) Innovative  
b) Preliminary  
c) Proliferation  
d) Cinnamon  

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:  

a) Specificity  
b) British Constitution  
c) Passive-aggressive disorder  
d) Transubstantiate  

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:  

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.  
b) Nope, no more booze for me.  
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.  
d) No kebab for me, thank you.  
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?  
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.  
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.  
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.  
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.  
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.  
k) I didn't do ____ because I was scared I wouldn't do it right and people would laugh at me.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-30 05:06:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-30 05:06:13 · 14 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-30 05:05:56 · 4 answers · asked by MTO 1 in Music

2006-08-30 05:05:40 · 9 answers · asked by tam cowan 2 in Music

i got in to dreamtheatre 2 years ago i saw them live at the appolo theatre london but everyone i ask have not heard of them they celebrated there 20 anniversary this year anyone heard of them out there

2006-08-30 05:05:15 · 6 answers · asked by dream theatre 7 in Music

Poseidon, Wicker Man - Revenge of the Nerds!!! what's the point? someone please tell me I genuinely don't understand

2006-08-30 05:04:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Who in your opinion is the most underated artist you know of? For me personally its Sevendust, they constantly write great albums yet get hardly any airplay...So who in your opinion is great but just isn't getting what they deserve? www.sevendust.info

2006-08-30 05:04:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

All oppinions welcome...

2006-08-30 05:03:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in bed

get your tongue outta my mouth 'cause I’m kissing you goodbye

her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure

how can I miss you if you wont go away

I cant get over you, so why don’t you get under me?

I don’t know whether to kill myself or go bowling

I just sold a car to a guy that stole my girl, the car don’t run so I figure we got an even deal

I keep forgettin' I forgot about you

I liked you better before i knew you so well

I still miss you baby, but my aims gettin' better

I wouldn’t take her to a dog fight, cause I’m afraid she'd win

I’ll marry tomorrow, but lets honeymoon tonight

I’m so miserable without you, its like having you here

I’ve got tears in my ears from lying on my back while I cry over you

if I had shot you when I wanted to, I’d be out by now

mamma get a hammer(there’s a fly on papas head)

my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus

my wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him

she got the ring and I got the finger

you done tore out my heart, and stomped that sucker flat

you’re the reason our kids are so ugly

2006-08-30 05:03:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I like knights tale, 10 things i hate about u, remember the titans..four brothers...fifth element..

do u realize that your favorite movies show what kind of person you are? im 16.. u can tell by the teenage movies and by how they relate to me in some way..u might not know exacly how but they still show us what kind of personality or even a memory in our life we had..so..whats your favorite movie or movies?

2006-08-30 05:02:37 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Have tried hurling the balls really hard to try and knock them loose, but now all the balls are gone. We played our final game by making some of the extra balls be the ones we needed until we finally had to use the 8-ball for the cue ball, and then I scratched it and that's that.

2006-08-30 05:02:22 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-30 05:01:05 · 4 answers · asked by ♥Shortie♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am a little old these days but talking to friends and recent news events I get the impression the raves just like the ones in the 80's are kicking off again, is that the case?

2006-08-30 05:00:59 · 6 answers · asked by JOHN M 1 in Music

I live in a small hick town, and there's this celebrity who had a one-hit-wonder from the 90s; who works out at the same gym I go to. I so badly wanna go up to him and ask him for a picture on my camera phone. Should I do it? I'd die if he said no in front of all of the other gym members.

2006-08-30 05:00:27 · 22 answers · asked by miss_taken 1 in Celebrities

i mean like you nearly died to save them. and purposely killed someone you hate.

2006-08-30 05:00:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you think of how this teacher teaches? Do you think she is too hard?

http://www.schoolnotes.com/39110/mcourtney3.html

2006-08-30 05:00:16 · 10 answers · asked by ysalva2308 1 in Polls & Surveys

Come up with a funny year book superlative. Example: Most likely to serve ten to life. Be creative and use your imagination.

2006-08-30 05:00:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-30 04:59:52 · 2 answers · asked by crazychica 2 in Music

2006-08-30 04:58:50 · 25 answers · asked by mike_3514 1 in Music

2006-08-30 04:58:38 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Lets find out where you have been and whats your favotite place to PARTY!!!

2006-08-30 04:57:37 · 8 answers · asked by fxbeto 4 in Other - Entertainment

Personally I still love it . It came out when I was in junoir high.

2006-08-30 04:57:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-30 04:57:21 · 7 answers · asked by Christina Maria 1 in Celebrities

http://www.bertisevil.tv/

I've always thought so...

2006-08-30 04:57:19 · 2 answers · asked by ESKORBUTIN 4 in Celebrities

Because of the utter stupidity of a friend, I now find myself being forced into a duel at dawn with another, for the key to his heart.

I am looking for a pistol that would be up to the job... something with a good amount of precision... some say I'm a crack shot, but to date, only shot clay pigeons and pheasants, nothing else. Does anyone know where one can procure such an item at short notice within the UK... sensible answers only please, this is a matter of life and death.

2006-08-30 04:57:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do you think of this video? i think its funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dzc2hVSRIY

2006-08-30 04:56:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

like those who was and fox and upn or wb are sitcoms are funny (that is bull and get a life)

movies that make fun of disablities like bubble boy and even serious from sept 11th which are to soon for them.

you think the best pictures from oscar and other award shows should show them what is the best for the movie goers.

copate is my best auto biography because phillip nailed him. best culture movies are crash and the holocast movies. and best comedy none

2006-08-30 04:56:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I recently met a guy.... we discovered we share the same birthday.

What could this bring? Anything special about sharing the same birthday? I have friends that are a couple and they share the same birthday and it's all extremes but they have been together a long time.

ps- our birthdays fall on July 19

2006-08-30 04:56:14 · 7 answers · asked by Greta Leigh 3 in Horoscopes

Here in Kansas USA most Gov. and Fed places will be closed, and schools too. Do you have to work ?

2006-08-30 04:55:46 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Im going to the cinema this weekend, but i don't know what film to watch, has anybody watched any good films lately, and what are your suggestions?

2006-08-30 04:55:05 · 32 answers · asked by Emiliana 3 in Movies