get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in bed
get your tongue outta my mouth 'cause I’m kissing you goodbye
her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure
how can I miss you if you wont go away
I cant get over you, so why don’t you get under me?
I don’t know whether to kill myself or go bowling
I just sold a car to a guy that stole my girl, the car don’t run so I figure we got an even deal
I keep forgettin' I forgot about you
I liked you better before i knew you so well
I still miss you baby, but my aims gettin' better
I wouldn’t take her to a dog fight, cause I’m afraid she'd win
I’ll marry tomorrow, but lets honeymoon tonight
I’m so miserable without you, its like having you here
I’ve got tears in my ears from lying on my back while I cry over you
if I had shot you when I wanted to, I’d be out by now
mamma get a hammer(there’s a fly on papas head)
my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus
my wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him
she got the ring and I got the finger
you done tore out my heart, and stomped that sucker flat
you’re the reason our kids are so ugly
2006-08-30 05:03:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How bout these...
"Mama's in the graveyard Papa's in the pen" (Garth Grooks)
"Save a horse, Ride a Cowboy" (Big and Rich)
"Did I Shave my Legs for This?" (Lori Morgan)
"At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump" (?)
"Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 and at 10 I woke up with a 2"
"waking up with a pig in a blanket"
"I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine "
"Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares" (Travis Tritt)
"aint goin down till the sun comes up" (Garth Brooks)
"I'm Going to hire a whino, to decorate our home"
And one of my all time favorites (can't remember who sang it)..
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night He was on her and Off her.
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ROFLMAO!
2006-08-30 05:21:11 · answer #1 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You Ain't Leavin' Thank God Are Ya
You can't be gone fast enough
What seemed to take a lifetime just left in a cloud of dust
This'll make my girlfriend happy she's the one
That never thought you would
You Ain't Leavin' Thank God Are Ya
Let us pray you're gone for good -- Toby Keith
2006-08-30 05:29:37 · answer #2 · answered by donna03079 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can't live without me why aren't you dead yet?
I'm the only h**L my Momma ever raised,
I just fell in something I sure hope it is love
2006-08-30 05:22:56 · answer #3 · answered by hillbilly wife 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I had shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now.
2006-08-30 06:48:40 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She got the goldmine, I got the shaft.
2006-08-30 14:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by midge 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha wow very interesting ♥
2006-08-30 05:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can have my girl but don't touch my hat
2006-08-30 05:11:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont knw ne
2006-08-30 05:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by psycho 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you
2006-08-30 05:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋