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Because of the utter stupidity of a friend, I now find myself being forced into a duel at dawn with another, for the key to his heart.

I am looking for a pistol that would be up to the job... something with a good amount of precision... some say I'm a crack shot, but to date, only shot clay pigeons and pheasants, nothing else. Does anyone know where one can procure such an item at short notice within the UK... sensible answers only please, this is a matter of life and death.

2006-08-30 04:57:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

That's weird... my name is your name....

2006-08-30 05:06:11 · update #1

For the benefits of complete d!ckheads like Lewis Y... this is a joke!

Ellie... I think I would rather have you sat in a bush and sniper rifle shoot at the plonker who got me in to this mess!

2006-08-30 05:13:00 · update #2

The one who knows... don't talk to me, don't look at me, don't even breathe next to me.... I'm furious with you!!! Well for the next few minutes anyway.... then I will have to look at your picture, see your big brown eyes and sweet dimple cheeks then I will probably forgive you.

2006-08-30 05:16:08 · update #3

7 answers

mmm.. I could lend you mine.But am I not supposed to be impartial in this matter.Please dont get killed babe.Although I am worth fighting over lol

2006-08-30 05:12:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Sensible questions only please.

There is a world of difference between shooting a scattergun or shotgun and shooting a pistol.

Duelling with pistols is prohibited by a number of laws, not to mention being incredibly stupid.

Muster some self-respect. If this is a joke question, perhaps you should try the paintball store, or one of those watergun super soakers.

If it is not a joke question, simply disassociate yourself from the "friend".

2006-08-30 12:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by Lewis Y 6 · 3 3

lol... I think i know a man who might... leave it with me BlackBerry...would you like me to hide in the bushes and shoot her with my sniper rifle before she has a chance to turn around?

2006-08-30 12:11:06 · answer #3 · answered by Ellie29UK 3 · 0 0

it's not a proper duel unless your friend challenged you by slapping you with a glove, and you chose the weapons to use.
otherwise it's just a fight.

2006-08-30 14:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by fae 6 · 0 0

Hmmm.... try your local hunting shop. Pick up a few throwing knives when you're there too.

2006-08-30 12:03:26 · answer #5 · answered by Rox 4 · 3 0

ummm.......at the Dueling Pistol Store?


IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-30 12:28:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

local gun shop or eBay.com

2006-08-30 13:09:27 · answer #7 · answered by Jubei 7 · 3 0

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