Funny year book superlatives?

Question

Come up with a funny year book superlative. Example: Most likely to serve ten to life. Be creative and use your imagination.

Answer 1

Most Likely To...be a cast member on The Surreal Life
be a sex offender
end up in The Betty Ford Clinic
eat the class Valedictorian

Answer 2

it's all about the following:

Funniest
Sweetest
Best Hair
Most Creative
Most Outgoing
Most Athletic
Best Smile
Best Eyes
Most Likely To Suceed and
Most School Spirit

Answer 3

there was a guy in my class where it did say:

Most likely to wind up in jail.

He had a strange compulsion to steal cars and was constantly stealing them

Anyway, I met him at a re-union much later and he was a repo man. go figure

Answer 4

Most likely to dabble in cross-dressing. (I knew someone in H.S.)
Most likely to get a boob job
Most likely to die of fungus under her fake nails
most likely to be bald by age 30

Answer 5

For myself? Most likely to be killed by curiosity, much like a cat.