Entertainment & Music - 30 August 2006

2006-08-30 23:26:57 · 27 answers · asked by Great Man 1 in Jokes & Riddles

does anyone have any weird or unusual facts about them. she is nine so nothing too bad please!!!!

2006-08-30 23:25:39 · 12 answers · asked by arctic fox 2 in Music

(saw stars ..lots of stars...lol )...well i banged myself to a glass door 2de..in my clients office...lol..i had no clue there was a door...i was very embarrasing..lol...
did this happen to u b4 ??

2006-08-30 23:22:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

As a kid I had to have Fruit Stripe and fought for the green one!Now I love Orbit bubble gum or Teaberry when I can find it!

2006-08-30 23:21:03 · 13 answers · asked by Cherokee 5 in Polls & Surveys

1: That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?

2: Which is heavier: a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?

3: How far can you walk into the woods?

4: Imagine a duck in a glass bottle. The neck of the bottle is too small to allow the duck through. The bottle is perfectly formed and has no trick bottoms or other openings. How do you get the duck out of the bottle without damaging either the duck or the bottle?

2006-08-30 23:20:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Only one of each!

2006-08-30 23:18:55 · 23 answers · asked by BG 4 in Polls & Surveys

A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out rude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.
"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. I'ts because of you that I have to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."
"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
"Shut Up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"

2006-08-30 23:18:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."



he he he......now that's a clever thinking!! isn't it?

2006-08-30 23:18:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Q What is the difference between men and puppies?
A Puppies grow up.

Q What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A Who cares?????.....

Q What did God say after he created man?
A I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Q What is the difference between men and pigs?
A Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q Why do men like smart women?
A Opposites attract.

2006-08-30 23:17:10 · 27 answers · asked by MissBehave 5 in Jokes & Riddles

similarities and differences please

2006-08-30 23:17:08 · 7 answers · asked by fanakoniboa 2 in Movies

clever answers please

2006-08-30 23:17:05 · 10 answers · asked by Made in Italy 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think its very funny

Tell me what you think

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/animation.php?id=2

And mark it out of 10

2006-08-30 23:16:56 · 12 answers · asked by Whispering Eye 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-30 23:16:42 · 5 answers · asked by neeraj_realworld 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-30 23:16:00 · 9 answers · asked by olivia * 1 in Polls & Surveys

just bcz he is weird doesnt make him a paedophile!! and i think his celebrity status did NOT get him out of it but instead caused the trial to actually be more biased AGAINST him the media were already branding him guilty BEFORE the trial...
Sure it is also a little weird to enjoy the company of children so much but who doesnt enjoy the company of children?? However that doesnt make you an automatic child molester...
sure he is eccentric but that doesnt equal guilty, people are just out on a WITCHHUNT in my opnion, especially the media that makes so much money off it!
Maybe he prefers the company of children bcz like Jesus said they are more innocent and pure of heart and not likely to be malicious, back stabbing or like you just for your fame im sure he meet plenty of those types of people in his life...
He had a rough childhood, his father was abusive he missed out on his childhood so he liked to make other childrens childhood happy by inviting them at his amusement park home...

2006-08-30 23:12:35 · 21 answers · asked by lazydazy 4 in Celebrities

Where can I find it?

2006-08-30 23:09:41 · 7 answers · asked by THE BEAST 3 in Music

2006-08-30 23:07:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-08-30 23:05:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-30 23:05:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-30 23:04:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

man i once her shes hot!!

2006-08-30 23:04:10 · 1 answers · asked by tino r 1 in Celebrities

anybody watch this show last night. this show was absolute genius. from beginning to end, it was magnificent. it outlined the real problems within the black community and made some valuable points. the guy who played joe acted magnificently.

best drama ever. to say it deserves a bafta is an understatement, it deserves an oscar.

great stuff from the bbc.

2006-08-30 23:02:30 · 4 answers · asked by ramkrishna 1 in Television

What would be your first reaction, think you can live the rest of your life like that?

2006-08-30 23:01:24 · 13 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

If you spell "sit all day in the tub" S-O-A-K, and you spell "a funny story" J-O-K-E, how do you spell "the white of an egg"?

2006-08-30 23:00:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-30 23:00:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-08-30 22:59:15 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and is it true that they hurt 3x more than people who are "not artist" (so to speak)?

it was also said that when artists work and they get exhausted, it's not brain-drain, it is heart-drain...

how true is that?

2006-08-30 22:58:51 · 9 answers · asked by Inquirer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-30 22:56:31 · 6 answers · asked by mari-mar 3 in Music

A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?

2006-08-30 22:55:38 · 13 answers · asked by True Blood 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Are there any Aussies out there interested in taking part of an online game, called The Online Challenge.

This is a game where your mind, cunning, team-work, wits and loyalty will be put to the test.

For more information, or to apply, please visit the site:
http://s9.invisionfree.com/The_Online_Challenge/

2006-08-30 22:55:17 · 2 answers · asked by the.master06 1 in Other - Entertainment