stage 1-smart=this is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. at this stage you are always right. and of course the person you are talking to is very wrong. it makes for an interesting argument when both parties are smart
stage 2-good looking=this is when you realize that you are the best looking person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. you can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they will adore the way you look. bear in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun
stage 3-rich=this is when suddenly become the richest person in the world you can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. you can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still smart, so naturally you will win all your bets. it doesn’t matter how much you bet because you are rich
stage 4-bulletproof=you are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people you fancy and challenge them to a battle f wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because not only are you smart, you are rich and hell, you’re better looking than they are anyway
stage 5-invinsible=this is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because no one can see you. You dance on a table to impress the people you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are invincible to the person who wants to fight. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you. Because you’re still smart, you know all the words
2006-08-28
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