who knows the five stages of drunkenness?

Question

stage 1-smart=this is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. at this stage you are always right. and of course the person you are talking to is very wrong. it makes for an interesting argument when both parties are smart

stage 2-good looking=this is when you realize that you are the best looking person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. you can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they will adore the way you look. bear in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun

stage 3-rich=this is when suddenly become the richest person in the world you can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. you can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still smart, so naturally you will win all your bets. it doesn’t matter how much you bet because you are rich

stage 4-bulletproof=you are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people you fancy and challenge them to a battle f wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because not only are you smart, you are rich and hell, you’re better looking than they are anyway

stage 5-invinsible=this is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because no one can see you. You dance on a table to impress the people you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are invincible to the person who wants to fight. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you. Because you’re still smart, you know all the words

Answer 1

1) sit at the bar
2) order a drink
3) drink a drink
4) fall down go boom
5) repeat steps 1-4

lol

Answer 2

stage 1-smart=this is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. at this stage you are always right. and of course the person you are talking to is very wrong. it makes for an interesting argument when both parties are smart

stage 2-good looking=this is when you realize that you are the best looking person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. you can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they will adore the way you look. bear in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun

stage 3-rich=this is when suddenly become the richest person in the world you can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. you can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still smart, so naturally you will win all your bets. it doesn’t matter how much you bet because you are rich

stage 4-bulletproof=you are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people you fancy and challenge them to a battle f wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because not only are you smart, you are rich and hell, you’re better looking than they are anyway

stage 5-invinsible=this is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because no one can see you. You dance on a table to impress the people you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are invincible to the person who wants to fight. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you. Because you’re still smart, you know all the words.

THATS THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

That is why it is more fun to drink soda all night and watch the stupid things all you friends do when they get drunk.
Also funny, make non-alcoholic drinks for someone, tell them they are alcoholic then watch what they do when they think they can get away with it because they are supposed to be drunk(doesn't work on everybody but usually a riot when it does).

Answer 4

Five Stages Of Drunkenness

Answer 5

1 - nice buzz
2 - life of the party
3 - staggering drunk
4 - passed out in own vomit
5 - comatose / dead

Answer 6

Lol, good one, where did ya fin that?

xxx

Answer 7

Um, you just told us all of the answers.

Answer 8

WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S FIVE LEVELS FOR THE PEOPLE THAT I KNOW OF THERE JUST TWO DRUNK AND NOT DRUNK THAT'S IT

Answer 9

LOL!!! thanks for posting that. I'm saving it and passing it around to friends. LOL thanks again

Answer 10

xD so fUNNy