Entertainment & Music - 25 August 2006

he was a puppet guy. possibly w/ glasses and a blue and white hat. was he named gilbert? in a recent question that i asked about this people said he was in the show pinwheel but i dont think that is the right orange guy. he has very skinny arms and legs. maybe overalls. he may not have had glasses but he looked nerdy. possibly on nick

2006-08-25 14:16:10 · 1 answers · asked by um yea hi 4 in Television

2006-08-25 14:15:36 · 11 answers · asked by Checkers- the -Wolf 1 in Music

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very

attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived and bet twenty-thousand

dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.





She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but feel much luckier when I'm

completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled

the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"





As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...





"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"





She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and

her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other

dumfounded.





Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."





Moral - Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,

But all men are men.

2006-08-25 14:15:12 · 18 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-25 14:15:11 · 14 answers · asked by Lola 3 in Other - Entertainment

Like on youtube or limewire or a fansub website.
I would really like it if you could post a link to where i could find it.
Thanks in advance

2006-08-25 14:15:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I have a friend that is 17 and she doesn't want a bf. Do you think that is normal or not? What'is your opinion?

2006-08-25 14:14:35 · 17 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

just wondering because i love this movie. definately one of my favorites!

2006-08-25 14:13:25 · 7 answers · asked by pdunz7 1 in Music

Seems like alot of them are down right mean.

2006-08-25 14:12:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I could have sworn I just seen pasta being served, but my friend Joel the unicorn told me I was crazy. Could it be that pasta is real?

2006-08-25 14:12:39 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

to me, yes, plentiful of times!!!!!!

2006-08-25 14:12:17 · 16 answers · asked by puh-lease 3 in Polls & Surveys

it had pretty scales and there was books and bookmarks about it and the scales were all shiny. what is the name of this show/book/fish???

2006-08-25 14:12:09 · 4 answers · asked by um yea hi 4 in Television

i love fridays!!!

2006-08-25 14:11:10 · 10 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 in Polls & Surveys

what about goth vs emo?

2006-08-25 14:10:46 · 14 answers · asked by Lady_Lavinia 3 in Music

2006-08-25 14:09:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage
after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're
in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.

2006-08-25 14:09:45 · 13 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-25 14:09:00 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Goin Down vs. Shoulder Lean!!!!!

2006-08-25 14:08:58 · 22 answers · asked by James C 1 in Music

~~~THIS IS A RIDDLE !!!!!!~~~~
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE IF YOU ARE ABLE TO ANSWER IT.

♫♫Hey ladies, are you a legend of a cowgirl?
When I hear music, oooh! ♫♫
Let the music play cause I’m looking for the perfect beat.♫♫

You may not be able to answer this if you are younger than 28.
For hints, look at my other riddles posted in that past.

Otherwise, take your 2pts & be happy.

2006-08-25 14:08:31 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Saffron♥Daydream♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

you wake up in the morning and everything just annoys you?

What do you do when you you just can't seem to do anything right?

So, what do you when you wake up and are having a REAL great day, and someone says something sooo stupid it just turns your smile upside down?

2006-08-25 14:07:49 · 20 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

Jessica?
Ashlee?
Bart?
Homer?
Lisa?
O.J.?

and tell me why for ten points!!

2006-08-25 14:07:37 · 28 answers · asked by ~lil' ghetto azn kid~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-25 14:07:28 · 29 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

It's on right now! ha ha

2006-08-25 14:07:19 · 5 answers · asked by kermit 6 in Movies

2006-08-25 14:06:59 · 7 answers · asked by WORRIED 1 in Music

ok me and my friend r doing a dance 4 school and we need to know some punk emo and goth bands but we only know 2 we need to know more plz help

2006-08-25 14:06:05 · 9 answers · asked by michellemichellemichellemd 2 in Music

2006-08-25 14:05:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Mrs Smith was lying on her bed.
She was murdered
There were no cuts, bruises, or health problems at ALL!!!
There were a pair of scissors on the floor by her bed
the scissors were the only thing used in the murder
How did she die????????????????????

2006-08-25 14:05:35 · 8 answers · asked by JCman2010 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I get some Hickory Farms Smoked Beef or some kind of summer sausage. (You can even use Keilbasa instead of or with it.) I dice the meat. I open and drain a can of pineapple chunks. I open a jar of sweet and sour sauce. I combine all these ingredients in a sauce pan for the stove, or electric skillet, or a bowl for the microwave oven. I heat it up, and enjoy a great lunch, dinner or snack. I was taught this by an ex-girlfriend. Is there a name for this dish?

2006-08-25 14:05:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-25 14:03:28 · 14 answers · asked by vivalabammtv2 1 in Music

2006-08-25 14:03:13 · 5 answers · asked by dinoduos 2 in Polls & Surveys

The TV or the Computer, which would it be? One reason why you would keep your choice.

2006-08-25 14:02:57 · 49 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys