Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage
after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're
in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.
2006-08-25 14:09:45 · 13 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
even though it isnt a question that is funny!! and yes very very true!! =)
2006-08-25 14:13:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is what I always tell them,GIRLS ARE SMARTER THAN BOYS,let me repeat in a better way: "MOST" GIRLS ARE SMARTER THAN BOYS!!! Boys think girls are dumb and can be controlled,no were not,don't test our feminine! We can even be more like them,so this is a good lesson to all those boys out there!
2006-08-25 21:18:15 · answer #2 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman reads, and the others don't.
2006-08-25 22:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show you that women are the superior sex.
2006-08-25 21:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-25 21:18:23 · answer #5 · answered by lucky1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's kind of true because i know some people that r this way
2006-08-25 21:13:31 · answer #6 · answered by lola 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its tha truth women rock
2006-08-25 21:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-08-25 21:12:55 · answer #8 · answered by Papa John 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is very true,good one
2006-08-25 21:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by krusty_blue_spaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
verry true..lol
2006-08-25 21:12:11 · answer #10 · answered by mentilyblond 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋