Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
But all men are men.
2006-08-25 14:15:12 · 18 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
with such scene on who cares to see what was rolled
2006-08-25 15:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda tired of this joke but it is a pretty funny one if you haven't heard it in a long time or something. When I first say it, it was really funny.
2006-08-25 21:19:21 · answer #2 · answered by Erica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All men are men, but depending on which statistics you believe, as many as 11% are gay.
Meaning every 4.5 times you tell this joke, one of the croupiers will actually be watching the dice as they roll.
2006-08-25 21:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by markp 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good one.
2006-08-25 21:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by Papa John 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!! never heard of that one before but it was pretty good!!
2006-08-25 21:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was pretty good...lol
2006-08-25 21:19:37 · answer #6 · answered by Cracker <3 Beaner Bear 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-25 21:21:26 · answer #7 · answered by Ivan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sound like me,,, Do u like the song promiscuous by nelly furtado...
2006-08-25 21:20:34 · answer #8 · answered by MRS. EFRON ♥ zac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-25 21:18:44 · answer #9 · answered by firestarter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one.
2006-08-25 21:21:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋