Entertainment & Music - 22 August 2006

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he
smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!"
he father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son

2006-08-22 06:25:03 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

looking to get rid of cable. and was not sure which one is better.

2006-08-22 06:25:01 · 2 answers · asked by mia 3 in Television

Pull 'em

I've been down around Houston Texas
Where the sun shines most of the time
I've been driving about six hours
Tryin' to reach that Arkansas line

But Texarkana's an hour ahead
And i've got to keep my wheels
Rollin'

But woman your always on my mind
Twenty-four hours at a time
So my woman,i'm hoping you feel
The same way

Woman you know that i miss you
And i can't miss you no more

I got this ride,doing seventy miles an hour
She's loaded,she's down to the floor
But i've got to reach that Arkansas line
Before the sun,goes down,yeah

But woman your always on my mind
Twenty-four hours at a time
So my woman,i'm hoping you feel
The same way

Woman you know that i need you
I've been on the road too much
Tired of looking at the highway
Got to keep in touch,some way

I've been down around Houston,Texas
Where the sun shines,most of the time
I've been driving about six hours
Tryin' to reach that Arkansas line

But Texarkana's an



For a Lady..

2006-08-22 06:24:54 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Music

2006-08-22 06:24:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Any suggestions so i can smile?

2006-08-22 06:24:03 · 22 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Other - Entertainment

What is the name of this song with this verse is in it and who sings it??

2006-08-22 06:23:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-22 06:23:38 · 12 answers · asked by MaryBeth 7 in Television

During the summer, I like to _____________ all day!

2006-08-22 06:22:57 · 62 answers · asked by dollbaby 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-22 06:22:48 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

e-mail me im 14 soon to be 15 years old and any one 14-17 years old wanna chat!@! email me at crazykenzi20@yahoo.com or yahoo.net i forget which one lol so please e-mail me im bored!@!~

2006-08-22 06:22:40 · 12 answers · asked by McKenzie.<3 2 in Celebrities

I just wanna know.

You know like orange is the new pink.....

And please...no nasty comments...well, not too nasty......I can take nasty but not uncalled for nasty....
ie: don't call me ugly..or beautiful for that matter..well, I'm confused now.....I'll just stop and post the question now...here we go!

2006-08-22 06:22:31 · 34 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

Besides being illegal and legal.

2006-08-22 06:22:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I see comercials that says "Define yourself" ok thats positive and then again i see a show that encourage people that they want to be someone else the show "Why i can't be you" doesn't that send mixed signals. People wanting be be like someone they don't even know.

2006-08-22 06:22:16 · 3 answers · asked by BriBri 3 in Television

2006-08-22 06:20:55 · 35 answers · asked by kgrant1913 1 in Other - Entertainment

The Agony of Aging



Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age

and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" I was sitting

in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new
dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.



Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired

boy with the same name had been in my high school class

some 50-plus years ago.

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such

thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply

lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.



After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had

attended Central Senior High school.

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Wolverine." he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1955. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled

son-of-a-***** asked, "What did you teach?"

2006-08-22 06:20:42 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-22 06:20:37 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-22 06:20:34 · 3 answers · asked by witchyone 4 in Television

starts with a d ends with an l
good luck

2006-08-22 06:20:21 · 14 answers · asked by big al 2 in Polls & Surveys

This can be a survey. Feel free to tell me anything about your job! I work in a lovely blue cubicle. I have a convenient file cabinet that blocks the view of my computer screen. My cube walls are decorated with a wildlife calendar, pictures of my daughter, a few awards, a class of 2006 Nascar poster(my hubby works for Goodyear), and a beautiful picture of my favorite actor, Hugh Laurie! Thanks y'all!!

2006-08-22 06:20:16 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-22 06:19:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i love ac/dc so i'm just wondering if i;m not the only one

2006-08-22 06:19:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-22 06:18:49 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Train of Life



Some folks ride the train of life

Looking out the rear,

Watching miles of life roll by,

And marking every year.



They sit in sad remembrance,

Of wasted days gone by,

And curse their life for what it was,

And hang their head and cry.



But I don't concern myself with that,

I took a different vent,

I look forward to what life holds,

And not what has been spent.



So strap me to the engine,

As securely as I can be,

I want to be out on the front,

To see what I can see.



I want to feel the winds of change,

Blowing in my face,

I want to see what life unfolds,

As I move from place to place.



I want to see what's coming up,

Not looking at the past,

Life's too short for yesterdays,

It moves along too fast.



So if the ride gets bumpy,

While you are looking back,




Go up front, and you may find,

Your life has jumped the track.




It's all right to remember,

That's part of history,

But up front's where it's happening,

There's so much mystery.



The enjoyment of living,

Is not where we have been,

It's looking ever forward,

To another year and ten.



It's searching all the byways,

Never should you refrain,

For if you want to live your life,

You gotta drive the train!

2006-08-22 06:18:31 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I didn't but I was wondering why did people who did drop out?

2006-08-22 06:18:14 · 15 answers · asked by Hollywood 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is it any good, or just Hollywood crap. Stone usually makes good movies so I have hope please share if you have seen it.

2006-08-22 06:17:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here's something one doesn't see everyday tributing just how much they like her!

http://www.marilynmonroe.ca/camera/tattoo/

Do you have any any MM art on you or around you.

I have a giant poster with clipping of some of her most famous poses..hmm..that's about it...

Favorite movie..Some like it hot !
And you? Your turn...

2006-08-22 06:17:52 · 21 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-22 06:16:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-22 06:16:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard its really fun but I heard of plenty of accidents where you would fall down and never bounce back up...

2006-08-22 06:16:13 · 9 answers · asked by Hollywood 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-22 06:16:05 · 3 answers · asked by oohnasty 1 in Music