The Agony of Aging
Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age
and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" I was sitting
in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new
dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired
boy with the same name had been in my high school class
some 50-plus years ago.
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such
thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply
lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had
attended Central Senior High school.
"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Wolverine." he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1955. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled
son-of-a-***** asked, "What did you teach?"
2006-08-22 06:20:42 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh-boy ..... that was a body slam. Good work!!
2006-08-22 06:40:16 · answer #1 · answered by hondo1974 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
level 2 yay
2006-08-27 08:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't funny the first time I read this joke about 4 decades ago. It's still not funny!!
2006-08-22 06:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Along with Life
how soon it passes
You soon find out
there were a bunch of a-s-s-e-s
2006-08-28 04:39:25 · answer #4 · answered by AL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2006-08-22 06:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, but would have been better, if it were a shorter.
Short poem....short story........short and sweet......OK?
2006-08-22 06:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha i guess time is just going going gone!
2006-08-27 18:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very good!
2006-08-22 06:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woof! That is a doozy!
2006-08-22 06:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bummer!
2006-08-22 06:31:40 · answer #10 · answered by birdmansol 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋