Boudreaux, dressed in his best Western attire, acting like an ole cowboy went into a bar down dere in Thibodaux, and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to Boudreaux and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy"?
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life down on dat ranch in Houma, Louisiana, herdin' dem cows around". He then asked her what she was.
She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV; everything seems to make me think of women"!
A little while later a couple sat down next to Boudreaux, and the lady asked, "Oh! Are you a real cowboy"?
Boudreaux replied, "Well, I always taut I was, But I just found out dat I am a lesbian,me".
2006-08-20
05:11:18
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