Are You a Real Cowboy?

Question

Boudreaux, dressed in his best Western attire, acting like an ole cowboy went into a bar down dere in Thibodaux, and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to Boudreaux and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy"?
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life down on dat ranch in Houma, Louisiana, herdin' dem cows around". He then asked her what she was.
She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV; everything seems to make me think of women"!
A little while later a couple sat down next to Boudreaux, and the lady asked, "Oh! Are you a real cowboy"?
Boudreaux replied, "Well, I always taut I was, But I just found out dat I am a lesbian,me".

Answer 1

That's good

Answer 2

A man had two great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits
down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him.


آ آ آ "No," he says. "The seat is empty."
آ آ آ "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would
آ آ آ have a seat like this for the best game of World Cup, and not use
آ آ آ it?"
آ آ آ He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was
آ آ آ supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first آ World
Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."




"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
آ آ آ someone else... a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
آ آ آ seat?"

آ آ آ The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at her funeral."

Answer 3

Its not bad...I think you need to work on it a little....try to tell it more like a joke instead of a story.

5/10

Answer 4

Now i know i am slow, i did not get the punchline could u pls explain pls. mam

Answer 5

hmmmm

Answer 6

not at all

Answer 7

no