Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling
>>in a train.
>> >The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
>> >Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes
>> >out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking
>> >perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
>> >apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
>> >anything.
>> >Sonia is thinking:
>> >These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried
>> >to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
>> >Aishwarya is thinking:
>> >Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
>> >slapped.
>> >Bush is thinking:
>> >Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have
>> >thought it was me and slapped me.
>> >Manmohan is thinking:
>> >If this train goes through another
>>tunnel I will make another
>> >kissing sound and slap Bush again
2006-08-20
19:39:04
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