Entertainment & Music - 20 August 2006

2006-08-20 20:08:48 · 17 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 20:08:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-20 20:07:45 · 13 answers · asked by reem 1 in Celebrities

trisha and leann rime both did a version right?..i like leann rime version..hmm con air was good movie!!

2006-08-20 20:07:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

When Gen.Musharaaf came to India,the then prime minister Vajpayee said to him that all his ministers are intelligent.He also said that he will ask a question to his minister and the minister will give him the correct answer. Saying this he called L.K.Advani and asked "he is neither ur brother not ur sister but he is the only child of ur parents.who is he". L.K.Advani said "its me". The General was amazed.
On returning to his country,he called one of his ministers and asked the same question. His minister was not able to answer him.Musharaaf got anger and said to him " within 24 hrs i should get the answer". The minister was afaraid and decided that Benazir Bhutto is the correct person to answer this question.He went and asked the same.She replied "Its me". The minister was happy and went to Musharraf and said "Presi i have founded the answer and its Benazir Bhutto".
Musharraf replied "You Idiot, its L.K.Advani"

2006-08-20 20:06:59 · 8 answers · asked by kanna 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-20 20:06:34 · 6 answers · asked by muchgaff 1 in Other - Entertainment

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I`ll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,"How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That`s wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That`s admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That`s amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, `This is your a-s-shole before prison..."

2006-08-20 20:05:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-20 20:05:07 · 9 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 20:04:46 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Magazines

Hi! Alexandra again. I work as a wedding photographer and have seen my share of brides and grooms who faint at the alter. For some ODD reason, that got me thinking of TV/Movies and fainting. Anyone have a particular fainting scene from a movie OR TV show that they remember, found, funny, dramatic, or that stands out?! lol, take care all-thanks.

2006-08-20 20:04:31 · 3 answers · asked by dragonalex27 1 in Movies

Aussie here and I have no idea, thanx. :)

2006-08-20 20:03:16 · 12 answers · asked by Purplgirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

ten points to the funniest dirty blonde joke.

2006-08-20 20:03:12 · 7 answers · asked by fuzzy_keno 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."

2006-08-20 20:02:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

yes he is in the spotlight because of his job but should his personal habits or views be a reason to say he is bad at his job - something unrelated to his drink habit or religious views

2006-08-20 20:02:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-20 20:02:16 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 20:01:53 · 14 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 20:00:50 · 36 answers · asked by Erika 2 in Movies

How does it feel better shaved or not shaved, cause my girlfriend likes it better shaved but she says that it almost feels the same after you get used to it what do you think

2006-08-20 20:00:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-20 20:00:14 · 12 answers · asked by reem 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-20 20:00:07 · 9 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Polls & Surveys

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dog thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep doo doo now."

Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, he slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine.

Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey? I just can never trust him! I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!"

2006-08-20 20:00:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

please put all of your answers in the order of the quotes listed please. Whoever gets them all gets the 10 points!!!

1) "When was the last time you were in Vegas?"
2)"I waited for you for 7 years and now its too late!!!"
3) Thats Lyle, he says he created Napster."
4) "Those are the plastics. Stay away from them."
5) "Hi, I'm Betty. Do you have any friends??"
6) "Well it wouldn't be Monday morning if Lewis wasn't upset about something I did on Sunday Night."
7) "Wow, only 4 days left on Earth? I would love to get laid, but I can do the next best thing. Kill People!!"
8) "If we cannot come together here, on this hallowed ground, we will never make it."
9) "Hey man you got a joint?" "No man, not on me." "Well it'd be a lot cooler if you did!!"
10) "50 bucks says you don't even make it over the bar."

2006-08-20 20:00:01 · 4 answers · asked by ssavage23 4 in Movies

2006-08-20 20:00:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I just saw the movie ultraviolet. I am curious are there websites for the comic book ultraviolet or that have art for it?

2006-08-20 19:58:08 · 1 answers · asked by johnedwards2006 2 in Television

Two blonde prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

Two Prostitutes - $50.00

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

Jesus Saves

One of the blondes asks the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the same two blonde ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter - $50.00

2006-08-20 19:57:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

they can be a real-time couple or just imaginary.

2006-08-20 19:57:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

what is the name of the song when they are at the pub and trying to beat up the old man with the pool sticks? The song is playing on the jukebox.

2006-08-20 19:56:40 · 7 answers · asked by cc_12501 2 in Movies

2006-08-20 19:56:30 · 5 answers · asked by preethz 1 in Celebrities

Please, tell me Daniel Radcliffe's email address!! For anyone who know it and who give it to me, I'll give him/her Tom Felton's Email Address!!

2006-08-20 19:54:53 · 13 answers · asked by Lya Sanada 1 in Celebrities

I'm Hannah, by the way.

2006-08-20 19:54:09 · 12 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys