Entertainment & Music - 20 August 2006

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot".

The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...Va-voom.".

The third man married a school teacher. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too frigid".

The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast.

The nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse."

The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying, " You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary."

At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again. The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.

Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as their voices."

The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your three minutes are up."

Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband would be calling any minute. Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast. Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples room.

The man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs. Dave fearing the worst, asked " What happened to you? Did you have a fight?"

The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We are going to do this over and over, until we get right."

2006-08-20 19:24:12 · 7 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who sings the song 'candyman'?-originally-?

it came out in like the 60's or 70's

2006-08-20 19:24:06 · 15 answers · asked by tiger2_tuff 1 in Music

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Invasion??? When will it be back on TV???

So okay I was TOTALLY loving the show Invasion, then it wasnt on anymore but its not over...does anyone know when it will be back on the air??? Also will it be on the same channel @ the same time??

2006-08-20 19:23:37 · 3 answers · asked by *♥* ♥* FaeGoddess*♥*♥* 6 in Television

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What is your fav muscle car?

Tell me about your fav.. I have a '68 Mustang.

2006-08-20 19:23:26 · 16 answers · asked by tweetyb_76 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you suppose that music really has the power to soothe the savage breast?

2006-08-20 19:22:59 · 14 answers · asked by Shinigami 7 in Music

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What is the best Beatles album ever made by the Fab 4?

Only their American releases please.

2006-08-20 19:22:22 · 11 answers · asked by azfab4fan 2 in Music

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a recent soft rock song in which it says a and me and....(plz help)?

2006-08-20 19:20:28 · 2 answers · asked by rizwanjattala385 1 in Music

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Good name for a metal band?

I want this name to sound evil , nasty , and powerfull so please help!!! my ideas so far are Rotten fidus < lethal injection < and bone ripper

2006-08-20 19:20:05 · 23 answers · asked by Sol M 1 in Music

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Do you like spiders ?

any spider--big ones, little ones, small ones, ...

2006-08-20 19:19:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you speak your mind?

when confronted or are you shy

2006-08-20 19:19:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is mountain dew really?

Urine from a 3 yr old bolivian yak, or is my granny just messing with me.

2006-08-20 19:18:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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future of animation in india?

2006-08-20 19:18:46 · 12 answers · asked by induquilon 1 in Comics & Animation

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Who are the 5 hottest females in Entertainment? (Actress, Model, Musician. your choice)?

2006-08-20 19:18:25 · 13 answers · asked by drkman11 2 in Celebrities

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Which satellite service has tivos?

I have DishNetwork right now, I love it but hate the ever increasing price. Almost 70 bucks for one tv. I want to get like 3 rooms and maybe 3 tivos. Who offers is? Any tips before switching?

2006-08-20 19:18:07 · 3 answers · asked by ananswerer 4 in Television

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When is ENOUGH ENOUGH??????????? When do you put your foot down??????

about the things that really really get to you?

2006-08-20 19:17:45 · 12 answers · asked by heidielizabeth69 7 in Polls & Surveys

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are you the head of your house hold?

or are you the neck that turns the head

2006-08-20 19:17:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is Myspace dangerous?

2006-08-20 19:16:40 · 11 answers · asked by she-girl 2 in Other - Entertainment

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Clerks 2 whats your opinion?

what did u think of the movie like or dislike and why?

2006-08-20 19:16:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Should I RUN AS FAST AS I CAN??????????? Or DEAL WITH IT?????????

regarding my earlier question... 1 I'm not a kid, I'm an adult 2 I don't live with her or around her 3 she's screwing up her life and doesn't like my honest opinion 4 she doesn't care about me or her grandkids unless she wants someone to complain to ....... just taking a poll to see what advice people have

2006-08-20 19:16:25 · 5 answers · asked by heidielizabeth69 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Ain't No Other Man?

I LUV THAT SONG!!

2006-08-20 19:15:40 · 7 answers · asked by Shea Butta 3 in Polls & Surveys

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When becoming sexually active does it make you gain weight?

Well I just, just started having sex like six months ago.. No Im not some whore, Ive only made love with one guy.
My diet has been the same consisiting of three meals a day, breakfast, lunch and dinner, but over these last 6 months Ive been gaining weight slowy but surely and its not in my tummy its in my hips and thighs.. I was wearing a size 3/4 now I wear a size 7/8.. Is this normal because alot of my friends tell me they lost weight because sex is supposed to be an exercise.. so whats going on is this normal... my fiance' says he likes the more voluptuos me, but Im still concerned about why I gained the weight..
All answers truly appreciated

2006-08-20 19:15:06 · 10 answers · asked by sweetee 2 in Other - Entertainment

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what is Comedy central's contact phone number?

2006-08-20 19:14:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television