Entertainment & Music - 20 August 2006

Guess my favorite fast food place and win 10 pts!!!!

2006-08-20 20:36:07 · 9 answers · asked by KC 3 in Polls & Surveys

A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.

"It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "Count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.

As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, 'Beware of Gays.

A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing, 'Beware of Gays.'

He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said,

'Sorry, you've had two warnings!'







he he he

2006-08-20 20:34:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-20 20:31:47 · 25 answers · asked by Big Al 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 20:31:16 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

A night of tall tales commences.

The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

2006-08-20 20:30:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.

"Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."

"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam.

God explained, and then Adam went over to Eve and kissed her.

A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?"

"Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."

"Lord, what is caress?'" asked Adam.

God explained, and then Adam went to Eve and caressed her.

A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord, that was even better than a kiss! What's next?"

"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve."

"Lord, what is 'make love?'" asked Adam.

God explained, and then Adam went back to Eve.

A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?"

2006-08-20 20:27:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

wen you swallow a piece of thread and pull it from your eye
anyone know the secret

2006-08-20 20:27:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

U like this song??http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-pCbDd7R7w many say this album sucks...

2006-08-20 20:27:29 · 10 answers · asked by MaxMetallica 3 in Polls & Surveys

tell me also of spiderman 3.
r u exited too??

2006-08-20 20:27:28 · 9 answers · asked by audrea 2 in Movies

my choice would be Zhang Zi Yi, the cutie pie from the crouching tiger hidden dragon

2006-08-20 20:26:45 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

where i live,im in the US and im on the east coast(hint)

sorry people but im bored thats why im asking this,thanx

2006-08-20 20:26:18 · 16 answers · asked by ♥D@t_bLaSiaN♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I dont mean by bad investments....I mean really losing cash,coins, jewelery,or other valuables

2006-08-20 20:25:53 · 14 answers · asked by Dr. Mojo 3 in Polls & Surveys

Black women have the sexiest bodies ever assembled. Their figures are stunning. Some latin women have very stinning bodies too. Why are they so much more shapely then other women?

2006-08-20 20:24:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Yall remember the show..name a character besides charlie brown or snoopy..im looking for a certain character..

2006-08-20 20:24:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

that you keep wanting more

2006-08-20 20:22:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 20:18:55 · 27 answers · asked by Bellarockafella 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 20:18:41 · 7 answers · asked by muchgaff 1 in Other - Entertainment

Can fox pull it off with the series now about the chase?

2006-08-20 20:18:11 · 5 answers · asked by Chad 7 in Television

I heard you only get some and then you waste it

2006-08-20 20:15:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

making love and having sex?

2006-08-20 20:15:31 · 10 answers · asked by Sherrod's future wifee 3 in Polls & Surveys

.Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them
plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take
to town?

2006-08-20 20:14:51 · 20 answers · asked by sag 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-20 20:13:00 · 5 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Polls & Surveys

2.These words belong to the same logical family:
UNDECEIVABLE
SIMULTANEOUS
ALIMENTATION
CAUTIOUSNESS
GLADIATORIAL
FORAMINIFERA
Which of these words belongs too? Why?
PHILANTHROPY
SEISMOLOGIST
ONOMATOPOEIA
REAPPEARANCE

2006-08-20 20:12:48 · 9 answers · asked by sag 1 in Jokes & Riddles

For example: Snakes on Paris Hilton (Could be filmed at the Hilton in Paris). Any good sequel suggestions?

2006-08-20 20:12:31 · 12 answers · asked by Chad 7 in Movies

A writer (creative),
A slu*
A stupid girl,
Math Geek
... or what?

2006-08-20 20:11:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Iz dis phuny?




A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."

Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."

Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"

Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.

Mom : "Now what do I do?"

Son : "Get your out of bed, you , and fix that kid some ice cream."

2006-08-20 20:11:09 · 10 answers · asked by LiN 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-20 20:10:54 · 12 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 20:10:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

you know?"

This is a movie quote. Who was the actor and what movie?

And, it is a POLL.Thanks!

2006-08-20 20:10:45 · 5 answers · asked by Gothic Martha™ 6 in Movies

2006-08-20 20:10:29 · 6 answers · asked by Chad 7 in Movies