Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.
A night of tall tales commences.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
2006-08-20 20:30:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg! i'm sharing this to my friends...LOL!
2006-08-20 21:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one...but I'm sure you already knew that lol
2006-08-20 22:34:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh a real tough guy i wish i could!! ha ha
2006-08-20 21:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!! LOL. LOL. Hilarious!
2006-08-21 03:43:26 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh oh.......
tummy hurts
so funny...
2006-08-21 04:50:42 · answer #5 · answered by king_con 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!
2006-08-20 22:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha..............who's the big boy now?!
2006-08-20 22:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2006-08-20 20:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by bburgandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋