One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.
"Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."
"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam.
God explained, and then Adam went over to Eve and kissed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?"
"Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."
"Lord, what is caress?'" asked Adam.
God explained, and then Adam went to Eve and caressed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord, that was even better than a kiss! What's next?"
"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve."
"Lord, what is 'make love?'" asked Adam.
God explained, and then Adam went back to Eve.
A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?"
2006-08-20 20:27:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great joke...I am still laughing.....a definite 10
2006-08-20 20:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha the very 1st Headache in the universe
2006-08-21 04:48:35 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she would of been with Adam...she probably wouldn't have eaten the apple...
2006-08-21 05:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a rpoblem that can be fixed by 'leaving us the fcuk alone for once!'
2006-08-21 05:19:33 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's awesome.
2006-08-21 03:41:22 · answer #5 · answered by Sunny Cloud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-08-21 03:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. 10. LOL. 10 again!
2006-08-21 10:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool one
2006-08-21 03:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't say i've heard that one. good joke man.
2006-08-21 03:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by hey_finny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-) excellent joke i'ma lmao
2006-08-21 03:37:18 · answer #10 · answered by Kappy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋