A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "Count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.
As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, 'Beware of Gays.
A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing, 'Beware of Gays.'
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said,
'Sorry, you've had two warnings!'
he he he
2006-08-20 20:34:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.....I hope he is wearing metal underwear! lmfao
2006-08-20 21:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I was working not far from a beach area, and there was a new guy there. It was his first days in the area, and wanted to go to the beach. He was married, but his wife had not come yet. My husband and I took him, but had never gone to this one area, that looked really beautiful. He was from Tennessee or somewhere, this was So. Calif. Laguna Beach. Well, two guys came running up holding hands, and into the surf. Then two women came running up and stopped to embrace. The man looked at me, and with a big smile, said, Shardf, you brought me to a "gay" beach. I was embarrassed, as I was supposed to know the area. I had never known it was considered a gay beach. He got introduced to Calif. real quick.
2006-08-21 03:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by shardf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty BABy 10/10
2006-08-21 04:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. I'm pretty sure the guy didn't bend down for anything after that. LOL...
2006-08-21 03:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muahahahaha the BABy is back.....lol
2006-08-22 03:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....THATS A GOOD 'N.......BEWARE OF PLAQUES ON THE GROUND LOL.....
2006-08-21 03:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by (\ G®1M R34|Dê® /) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, pretty funny. i have one too:
what has two legs and is constantly bleeding?
-half a dog
2006-08-21 03:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice joke
2006-08-21 04:14:29 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... nice one. new to me :)
2006-08-21 03:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-21 10:21:51 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋