A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
2006-08-20 20:02:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good JOKEY! KUDOS 4 U...points 4 me!
2006-08-20 20:28:26 · answer #1 · answered by Porsha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha good 1...be a nice job yes????LOL
2006-08-21 03:07:14 · answer #2 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Faciast!!!
just kidding that joke was awesome
2006-08-21 03:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by halsru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant joke....a definite 10
2006-08-21 03:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!! LOL. LOL. A good one.
2006-08-21 11:42:57 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one! LOL
2006-08-21 03:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by jennifersuem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. nice one..
2006-08-21 03:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by j o s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋